All posts tagged "Kelley Johnson"

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Returns for Season 4 — Watch Trailer HERE!

    Batten down the hatches and prepare for rough seas aboard Season 4 of Below Deck. Would we have it any other...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “The Crew Tells All” [Lost Footage Episode]

  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, they’re back! This time it’s the behind the scenes....

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “Dry Land, Damp Eyes” [Season Finale]

  Jump aboard,mateys, because this is our last cruise with the tug! We begin where we left off — ashore, semi-drunk, and bitchy. Amy...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: Premature Corkulation [Episode 10]

  Take off your shoes and come aboard! It’s the night before charter, and Kelley asks Jennice to join him on a date....

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “You’re Grounded” [Episode 9]

  Well, first, let throw out the used connie in the room: Ben and Kat were on WWHL last week, and, yes, Kat...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “New Kid on the Deck” [Episode 8]

  Rub-a-dub, three crew members in a tub is one too darn many! But I’ll get to that later. Because for now, everyone’s...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “She’d Better Not Be Staying” [Episode 7]

  Shore to ship! Thar she blows! Adrienne is coming aboard! Yes, our favorite “lesbian when I gotta be” chief stew is coming...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “Strains, Stains and a Big Pain” [Episode 6]

  Now, let me just recap my recaps of what goes on here. The maids and janitors have to spend three whole days...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: “Bitchy Resting Face” [Episode 5]

  TOWELGATE! What did Kate know and when did she know it? Was the towel/blanket shape an unfortunate accident or was she aware of...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: Charter Guest Soul Mate [Episode 4]

  Ahoy, Landlubbers! Well, it took the whole first five minutes of the episode to find out that a) Andrew got his full...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: Mojitos Mo’ Problems [Episode 3]

  Well, I’ll eat my camo cap! Guess Kelley is a bona fide USMC all-American, grade A marine after all! Not a cut...

• Below Deck

  Below Deck Recap: Hex on the Beach [Episode 2]

  When we last left Andrew he was on his hands and knees using the shop vac to soak up the water in...