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Below Deck Recap: “The Crew Tells All” [Lost Footage Episode]

Wendy Owen is a freelance writer for All About The Tea.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, they’re back! This time it’s the behind the scenes. First up, Kelley. Seems he cries a lot but even more than that, we now see how much he and Eddie love each other. Goofing around, towel snapping, finger pokin’ kind of love.

Kat’s in love with herself of course, and she has a propensity to use the bathroom and get locked in due to a falling ceiling tile outside the door making impossible to open. Kate saved her, unfortunately. Seems the lux yacht ain’t so lux – it’s falling apart.

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Closeness. That’s what it’s all about on a boat. We get to see just how disgusting having to live with this crew is via a toilet shot. I’m not going there. Well, of course, now I have to. Seems that Logan was manscaping over the commode. Aside from that, Kate doesn’t shower and leaves her used razors on the counter.

Everyone loves Eddie. That’s it. That’s all I got. It’s unanimous and boring. Let me tell you how boring it is — we have to go back to how gorgeous Kelley is as a topic for a segment.

There’s a reason the editor leaves this junk of the cutting room floor. Oh my. Did I just give away how old I am? It’s all digital now. That means they should have left this footage in the Mac trash can. It tells you how much these shows depend upon the editing to find something interesting. And, yet, I watch. Why? Well, of course I’m hoping I’ll see some golden nugget of goodness. Like what, you might ask? I don’t know, I answer. Just — something — anything — the secret to life! I don’t know. But all I get are things like Ben telling us how witty Kate is and then we get to see her being witty about fajitas. Yes. I know.  And guess what? There’s a reunion show next week. I’ll be there!


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