Ariella Mae Brown was born two weeks ago, and we have decided to joyously share a video the Browns recently recorded, to introduce baby Eri-May to the world! The wives are strategically posed around the postpartum little mother, and proud Papa Kody, is by her side.
The newly committed Mare is holding the little bundle, and Janelle and Christine have been hired as Kody’s Vanna Whites, proudly describing the features of their shiny 2016-model Brownie. Robyn looks fetching, in her recovery lounge-wear.
Rumor has it that Kody, Robyn, and Eri-May may be hogging next season’s TLC spotlight….could this little preview be a sign of storylines to come? Are the crusading plurals actually just two undercover monogamous fakes?
Wait…is it Arielle…or Ariell-a? Do cult naming practices have spelling variations? Anyhoo…Ari-somebody or other is being smothered in love by her 17 siblings and her three side-mommies, who evidently are lining up around the cult-de-sac, for their newborn cuddles.
Do you buy the message in this video? A unified harem, bonding over the joy of a new addition to the compound, or 5 posers, selling a flowery pink reality that simply doesn’t exist?
Welcome Eri-May! May the dozens of hands that hold you be washed, and your immune system, a warrior.