Everybody’s favorite wine-tossing hot mess Brandi Glanville, who got read by Kenya Moore on Monday night’s Celebrity Apprentice is trying to explain her bizarre behavior in ways that don’t involve substance abuse.
On her “Brandi Glanville Unfiltered” podcast, Brandi explains the whole wine-tossing incident with Jeff Lewis on a recent episode of “Watch What Happens Live,” was just a prank on Andy Cohen. She claims she is “good friends” with Jeff Lewis (how could this possibly be when we’ve seen all her other great friends with her on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?” Are we supposed to believe Jeff Lewis would pass up an opportunity to appear on RHOBH? Me no think so! And they set up the “prank” to fake out Andy. Seems she was laughing so much she had to turn around and hide it. Seems everyone else thinks she was crying like a (allegedly) drunken, pill-popping old woman. Her tweets didn’t help, and no one believed her, but in her podcast, she’s stickin’ to the story line she created in her head.
Brandi then opened the can o’ worms that is her time on “Celebrity Apprentice” by mouthing off about her run in with Terrell Owens at the NBC Golden Globes After Party. Listen, my children, and you shall hear, about the midnight party of NBCers — because they allow the C listers to come to a party after the show to fill up the room. They do this because all the A and B listers have gone to real parties. The party, sponsored by such incredible corporations as the people behind Paris Hilton and terrorism (Hilton Corporation and Qatar) is held in some ratchet place. While they managed to not mention Porsha or LeAnn to each other, seems Terrell did mention something about plastic surgery to Brandi — exactly what, we don’t know — as a defense against Brandi‘s slur against Kenya‘s super booty. But according to her podcast, Brandi got into a wicked texting match with Terrell which is hard to believe she could do without a (alleged) ghostwriter.
Guess we’ll have to continue subjecting our ears to her podcast in order to hear more Tales from the crypt-keeper who is (allegedly) preserved by Botox®.
Wendy Owen is a freelance writer for All About The Tea.