Ramona Singer Dishes On Sonja’s Drinking, Communication With Mario & #RHONY Drama
On Watch What Happens Live, New York Housewife, Ramona Singer, and Bridget Everett, a cabaret performer and Amy Schumer’s pal, joined Andy Cohen in the clubhouse.
Bridget stuck a giant straw in a bottle of Ramona Pinot and sipped in honor of Miss Turtle Time. Meanwhile, Ramona’s interns stood silently behind the bar, and Ramona pointed out that unlike some Housewives (hello, Sonja Morgan) she paid her little helpers in real dollars.
Tonight’s poll question focused on the necklace Luann de Lesseps gave Ramona for her birthday. She’d given Ramona an earlier prototype, but something was wrong with it. First it was the clasp, then Ramona claimed it gave her a rash. Either way, Luann promised Ramona a new necklace once those kids in the sweat shop were done mass producing it for her. So was it a regift or not? These are timely and serious questions, people!
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York episode, Carole Radziwill threw a psychic/cheese platter party. Ramona disrupted the medium’s vibes by turning up late and then she threw down with Dorinda Medley about her deadbeat (no pun intended) boyfriend, John. And how are things between Ramona and Dorinda now? Ramona wasn’t telling. She turned to Andy:
“Do you want me to really divulge it or should people wait until the season goes on?”
Andy gave her an atta girl for not spilling any details.
How is Ramona’s dating life post-Mario?
“I’m dating and skating. I’m not involved with anyone particularly. I’m just having fun.”
Ramona suggested Andy needed Botox. She took a piece of paper, balled it up, and then tried to flatten it out as a demonstration of Andy’s wrinkled forehead.
“…if you don’t take care of it, it gets worse and worse, and then you can never make it straight. So just do a little bit.”
Andy asked what she would cop to, plastic surgery-wise. Botox? Injections?
“Everyone does those. Who doesn’t do those? I’m lucky. A lot of my girlfriends have already had two facelifts.”
Andy asked if Ramona had ever had a facelift.
“No. Do I need one? This is called not putting your face in the sun. Ever. Wearing a hat, sunblock and having Dr. Giese who does beautiful injections.”
Andy admitted she looked good and refrained from asking why her eyebrows now shot up toward her hairline. That took will power, my friends.
A sneak peek of next week’s episode shows Bethenny Frankel reacting to Sonja’s Tipsy Girl Prosecco. Bethenny accuses Sonja of riding on her Skinnygirl coattails and being a cheater brand. Sonja thought it would be a great way for her to get ahead and started sniveling. Bethenny wasn’t buying any of it. Ramona asked: “Was that a fake cry?”
Andy gave Sonja the benefit of the doubt.
Viewers tweeted Andy, wanting to know what Ramona gave Luann for her birthday. “I was never invited to her birthday.”
Last week, Ramona confronted Sonja about her drinking. Is she jealous that Sonja and Luann will be getting their buzz on with young, hot guys, leaving Ramona out in the cold?
“I’ve been friends with Sonja for a very long time, and she’s had a lot of trials and tribulations. She takes pills for her…medication…”
Bridget screamed, shocked that Ramona would out her friend like that. But Crazy Eyes kept going.
“I don’t know. What do you want me to say? I can’t help it. I’m sorry. What do you want me to say?”
Andy was speechless for all of two seconds. Then he pointed out that Sonja thought Ramona also drank too much.
“Excuse me, I don’t, like…you know what, she wasn’t…first, first…you know what, I’ll get myself in trouble. I’ll save it for the reunion. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to say, the truth or not the truth? Sonja has…everyone drinks, but sometimes it’s unhealthy if you drink too much for your frame or if you’re taking medication to calm your nerves. You can’t mix tranquilizers with alcohol.”
The audience laughed uncomfortably, and Bridget sucked down Ramona Pinot like it was oxygen. Ramona didn’t notice. She simply continued to talk. “She was having a situation. When she stopped drinking, she was fine.”
Game time involved words that Ramona wouldn’t be able to pronounce, but it was fun to hear her try. She mangled cacophony, hyperbole, Munchhausen, and anemone.
Next, Andy read Sonja’s Twitter responses. “Everyone’s rolling their eyes here, Andy. Ramona, who fell asleep last year at the reunion? You’re a day drinker.”
Ramona disagreed. “Sonja, give it up. Stop deflecting.” “Ramona, not drinking at my birthday? Please. We saw her. She can’t drink Tipsy Girl because she’s jealous.”
Andy finally let it go. Talk turned to Mario. How is Ramona’s relationship with him now? “We’re cordial. He is the father of our daughter, Avery. He was a great husband for many years. We’re cordial.”
The opinion poll favored Ramona. Yes, Luann regifted. 54% of the texting audience said so.
So, should Ramona have spilled the tea about Sonja’s medication? Did Sonja really think Bethenny would be happy over Tipsy Girl? And how many eyelifts has Ramona had, anyway?
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