Saturday Funnies: Life After Real Housewives of New Jersey

 

Most case members have been out and about scrambling for new shows to be a part of!

 

Melissa has landed a ‘friend of a housewife’ job with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump

 

Actually, she’s Giggy’s assistant

 

Joe Gorga has left the Housewives franchise and gone down​ to Florida to be THE cabana boy at Shady Pines!​

 

Nicole and Terrresa were able to get on another Housewives’ show. Thing is, they have to split the paycheck between them

 

Dina has some sort of ‘One With The Pizza’ commentary show about pizza on YouTube

 

Jax went over to Real Housewives of New York with her own alcoholic beverage. But the producers used Chris to market the product

Sales went thru the roof!

 

 ​Caroline now has one, if not THE of the largest Sex Phone franchises in New York AND New Jersey!

 

Next Juicy went by way of Tre. He decided to market his own personal product

That product got him nominated for Househusband of the Year-everybody loves bacon. Move over Jessica!

 

Glad to see that there is life after The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

 

*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*

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