Angela’s Frustration With Michael Boils Over On ’90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days’!
A new girl joined the 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days party Sunday night — and all the plots are thickening.
Darcey and Jesse
We find Darcey Silva and Jesse Meester back on the same creaky hamster wheel, after breaking up during the last episode. A hotel meeting went down shortly after Jesse accused Darcey of designer assault, and they agreed to “work on things” — again. Jesse prepares to head back to Amsterdam, but first, he bids farewell to Darcey’s daughters. The girls are polite, but not sad to see him go. The couple heads to the airport, and Darcey uses the time to badger Jesse with questions about their future. Jesse assures her that free refills made the bloodbath worth it. He adds that he will soon begin meditations on the most horrifying C-T moments, so he can make more psychotically controlling decisions. Traffic complicates the drop-off, but Darcey finally manages a successful airport dump. Darcey reenacts a dramatic romantic comedy runback, giving Jesse one last straddle before he finally disappears — hopefully forever. Jesse reminds us that Darcey has been panting for an engagement since Day 1 — and he clearly loves it.
Marta and Daya
We meet Marta from Milwaukee for the first time, the late arrival a single mother of two kids. She’s never been married, but is ready to say heck yeah to Algerian hunk, Daya. Marta is headed to Algeria to meet her future husband soon, and will be away for two weeks. Daya is pushing Marta to convert to Islam, and desert her Christian roots. Marta claims that her Catholic faith is important, despite her intentional canoodle with a Muslim man.
We meet Marta’s mom, Juanita, who is horrified by the computer romance, partially due to psychic predictions. Juanita reveals that Marta is an exotic dancer, and wonders how ol’ Daya will feel about that juicy nugget. Marta gushes over her “empowering” pole-art, evidently a generational career path. Daya isn’t keen on dating a pole tramp,, and Juanita is worried that Marta’s stripper power might be threatened while she’s in Algeria.
Rachel and Jon
Rachel Bear and Jon Walters are enjoying their last hours of time together, before Rachel leaves London to go back to the states. She reiterates her reluctance to leave, despite the fact that she has a child back in America. The couple discusses their longterm shot at actually being able to live together as husband and wife, and Rachel agrees to meet with a lawyer.
Rachel and Jon later meet up with one of Jon’s pals, Matt, the token local naysayer. Matt thinks that the romance is strange, and is slightly stunned to hear of the engagement. Matt encourages them to see past the fairytale, and reminds Jon that he’s a serial cheater. Jon admits that he likes to keep his relationships loose, much to Rachel’s horror. Rachel’s worried that he might stray after she leaves, and later shares her concern with Jon. Jon admits that he has a colorful past, but has now changed into a devoted partner. They agree that they’re in it for the long haul, despite Rachel’s jitters. Rachel heads back to Albuquerque, after the couple exchanges sad goodbyes.
Angela and Michael
Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi are hitting a beach resort for a romantic getaway, but Angela soon kills the vibe, slamming Michael’s Instagram game. Michael is spamming hoards of hotties, and on top of that, refuses to allow Angela’s mug on his screen. Michael isn’t willing to risk arrest for a Caucasian click, but agrees to risk it, after Angela demands top billing. Angela busts Michael for being an Insta-fibber and blasts him for getting serviced by a neighborhood hussy during the early days of their online romance.
Angela accuses him of trolling for tramps, and Michael agrees, just to shut her up. Michael is dubbed a dirtbag, but he’s ok with it, as long as he can live as an American dirtbag. Michael’s oral score begins to eat Angela alive, and she loses it when she hears that Michael has called her daughter to plead his case. She scolds Michael like a naughty child, and he just doesn’t know how to handle such a pushy broad. Angela packs up her things, and shoves Michael around, before stomping off in a huff.
Paul and Karine
Paul Staehle and Karine Martins are husband and wife, and Paul is over the moon. The honeymoon is already over, because “cultural differences” are killing the mood. Paul tells a tale of stolen food and Karine joins in, furious because Paul labeled her brother, the grocery bandit, a thief. Karine is peeved that Paul bashed her family, and wants a divorce. Paul apologizes, but is equally annoyed, because he has sacrificed his family and lots of cash for Brazilian love.
Karine takes off running, and Paul lumbers after her, panicked that their relationship is hitting the skids. Paul later meets with his mother-in-law about the blowout, who promptly calls him a smart-ass. Gracilene explains that she will pay back the stolen food, and adds that she’s upset that Paul airs their dirty marriage laundry on social media. Paul says that he uses the internet to scream louder, so Karine can hear him when she runs away. Paul fights back, because he’s upset that he always lands as the bad guy. Gracilene doesn’t care, and wants Paul out of her daughter’s life.
Ricky and Ximena
Ricardo “Ricky” Reyes is smitten with his #2 pick, Ximena, and is ready to pop the question, with the ring intended for Melissa, his #1 pick. The lovebirds take off for a new destination, and travel by boat to their hotel. Ximena declares her undying love, and Ricky preps her to get ready for some good news and some bad news. Ricky sets a romantic stage later that evening, and Ximena suspects a proposal. Ricky guzzles a glass of wine before spitting out that she is actually his second pick, and that naughty student, Melissa, just edged her out. Ximena spits the name Melissa back at him, and is hurt that he came to Colombia to pursue a spam-bot and not her. Ximena nails her Plan B identity, and blasts Ricky for being a dirty American player. She’s humiliated, but holds her head high while walking away, refusing to be anyone’s second draft pick. Ricky neglects to inform her that he is still currently married, to a woman who has since been demoted to his #3 roster spot.
Jesse, Tarik Myers and Hazel all resurface on next week’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days. Don’t miss the fun!