RECAP: #VanderpumpRules Brittany Leaves Jax After She Learns He Cheated With Faith Who Might Be Pregnant!

Posted on Dec 12 2017 - 10:07am by Dani-K

Welcome back to Vanderpump Rules where there are no rules — especially for Jax! And that’s the only hint I’ll give you right now about that cheating rat bastard. You’ll just have to wait for the rest on that cheating rat bastard. So, we’re still at Scheana’s birthday party and chaos ensues as the party breaks into two camps — Jax’s camp and Faith’s camp – each claiming they are telling the truth. As you know, we’ve been down this road many times with Jax. And as for Faith hooking up with Jax in the home of an elderly woman, eww, just, eww. Brittany says she doesn’t know what to believe. Even Lisa, who typically doesn’t believe street gossip, isn’t sure. Kristen is 100% sure Jax is guilty and says he can suck her “mutha-f*cking dick” which she probably has.

Brittany decides to leave the party and go home to her other dogs who are actually loyal. Scheana finds Jax doing shots at the bar with the guys and screams at him that he should chase Brittany down the street. When Jax declines, Scheana tells Jax he doesn’t deserve her. Then James drops the bombshell that Faith is also claiming to have missed her period. Jax face freezes. The ish just got real because Jax isn’t that good of an actor.

The following morning, we join Lisa at her home, Villa Rosa, as a new Rolls Royce is delivered. She didn’t like the doors on the last Rolls, so she got another one because obviously. Stassi drops by to discuss a new career called event planning, decorating and styling ala Lisa’s checkbook. Lisa decides to throw her a bone — this Saturday. Next, Stassi informs Lisa that she’s back with Patrick much to Lisa’s dismay. In fact Lisa suggests that Stassi get back with Jax if she’s determined to move backwards. Stassi says she wants to impale Jax for hurting Brittany. Worry about your own train wreck, Stassi.

Next, a tearful Brittany stops by Katie’s apartment. Katie consoles Brittany as best she can but hey — it’s Jax…this comes with the territory. Brittany says that one time she came home and found eyelashes, so that proves everything. Brittany has decided to run away visit a friend in Vegas and party like she’s single because she is now. There’s another knock at the door. It’s Jax and he’s still in full denial. He hands his phone over to Brittany, she says it proves nothing, and throws it at Jax screaming she hates him. Jax slithers away.

Across town, James and his girlfriend Raquel are meeting with Lisa. Straight away Lisa mentions that Raquel’s shorts are too shorts. Like yeast infection short. And get this, Raquel wants to work at Vanderpump Dogs. Lisa says she can volunteer if she’ll wear real shorts because apparently she doesn’t want the dogs sniffing her hoo-haw all day while she’s picking up poop. Next, James asks for his job as a DJ back. Lisa tells James he’s a pain in her arse, but maybe on a weekday.

So Tom Schwartz is at his second birthday party in 12 hours that his wife is not invited to. WTF? Does everyone hate Katie? Does Tom not care that everyone hates Katie? The other Tom is there and gives birthday boy Jeremy a key to his apartment. He’s moving back in with Tom and Ariana since they’re trapped in a sexual desert right now.

Brittany returns to their apartment to pack. Jax tries a new approach called honesty. It’s new, so bear with him. Jax admits he cheated with Faith. #Shocker! Brittany tells Jax to rot in hell. He explains that it was during a “bad time” in their relationship which makes all the difference, right? But give Jax some credit. This time he admitted he cheated AFTER he got caught instead of denying it for months and months and then confessing. Such growth.

Back at the birthday party, the gang talks about Jax. James tells everyone that Faith may be preggars due to the lack of a love glove. Tom Schwartz is trashed and leaves to call Jax to tell him that everyone is gossiping about him, and he wants his mommy. Sandoval finds his buddy Tom in tears. Schwartz admits he’s lost his mojo and is stinking drunk. The Tom’s profess their undying love and support of each other. So why didn’t these two get married?

Before she leaves for Vegas, Brittany calls her mom to tell her that Jax cheated and she’s going to Vegas for vengeance. Her mom wishes her the best. Brittany leaves without saying goodbye to Jax. He looks on from the balcony watching the best woman he’s ever had, ever will have, drive away because he can’t keep it in his pants.

It’s time for the Long Beach Gay Pride parade, y’all! Lisa is the Grand Marshall, of course, as Ken drives her in a completely different Rolls Royce, of course. The Tom’s and Ariana are there to kiss ass give their support and to inform Lisa that Jax has admitted to his whoring ways, but they still think Brittany and he will get back together. Lisa wants Brittany to dump Jax. Let’s party and participate in BDSM, who’s in? This is what Ariana and Tom must resort to, to spice up their dry and desolate sex life. Sandoval apologizes to Lisa for his stupidity and says he wants to move forward with TomTom. Lisa is like, meh, we’ll see.

Over at SUR, Brittany shows up for work and everyone treats her like a puppy dog who fell down a flight of stairs. Brittany explains that she’s on a merry-go-round of emotions ranging from hate to sorrow to sickness. Scheana tries to make it about herself, but Sandoval interrupts and asks if it’s official that she and Jax are no more. That’s a hell yeah – or is it? Brittany says she didn’t get wild in Vegas because right now men gross her out – or do they?

Stassi and Patrick are on a date and I’m about to fall asleep. Patrick is Stassi’s pod-cast mentor and has to explain things like juggernaut and galvanizing. When Patrick tells Stassi she’s uber talented, I swear Stassi is thinking he’s recommending she become a driver. Turns out Patrick is going to Amsterdam for six days and wants to invoke the “don’t ask/don’t tell” rules. Uh-oh. Somebody’s more invested than the other.

Jax shows up at work and is worried he’ll make Brittany uncomfortable. Now he’s worried? When Sandoval recommends Jax move out of the apartment right away, Jax shrugs and says he spent the entire day with Brittany. But it gets worse. Brittany tells Scheana and Ariana that she and Jax hooked up that afternoon. Poor Brittany. Jax is like crack and she’s whack for being hooked on him.

Tune in next week for Brittany’s revenge and Lala’s return.

 

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  • Minx

    I, knew it was true. The foot & Toe sucking, a 95 year old Woman asleep on another room.. Now, Dadadatda

    • Dani-K

      I thought it was true, too. I really hope Jax goes into therapy but that was most likely just more BS to sound sympathetic.

      • Minx

        Hi Dani!
        Remember when he Went into Therapy and Lied to his Therapist?
        Seriously, Jax is a ” Case Study” and Verbally Abusive..
        I, think Faith is Pregnant. Judging from Reading in between the lines!
        She will keep the Baby, is she isn’t Pregnant..
        Jax as a Parent? Frightening!

        • Dani-K

          No, I didn’t know he lied to his therapist. (Which sadly isn’t that uncommon). I watched season one but then only tuned in here and there. He’s a mess. So you think Faith is pregnant? Wow! What a storyline. I mean, who does that? And in the clip for next week, we supposedly learn it was more than one-time. When Faith was telling James, why do you suppose she left that out? I mean she admitted to being in an 85 year old’s house. So why not admit it all?

          • Minx

            I think, she told James b.c. they are Friends.
            She mentioned she was Late. This isn’t uncommon. She would wait until the Next Month.
            Also, this was high Drama at, at Sheana’s Birthday Party.
            Plus, Brittany was there hearing the Gossip from everyone else.
            In all honesty, she should have a Blood Test, to be sure.
            She, Confided in James. Which means she wasn’t sure yet. Pee tests are not too reliable that early.
            Stay Tuned!
            Oh, Damn we are going to be sucked in the Sophomoric Season.
            Yikes!

  • Jennymckitty

    Love the recap, Dani. Jax will never change. At this point, I wonder if he is medically capable…like he has a boarder line personality disorder or a brain injury and that is why her constantly engages in risk-taking behavior. He perpetually disappoints and disgusts me.
    Faith has known Jax longer than Brittany. She knows this about him. She also knows that if Jax and Brittany had split, everyone in Sur would be talking about it 5 seconds after it happened. I don’t think she is remotely attracted to Jax and I think she had sex with him solely for more screen time. I wouldn’t let her off the hook easily either because she was Brittany’s friend. I hope the girls won’t film with her and her quest for a more visible role is denied.

    • Dani-K

      I agree that Jax was probably dropped on his head as a baby and that Faith slept with him for more screen time. Why else? The part about not having her period, so that would mean this took place at least 2 to 4 weeks prior, maybe 6. That too was an added zinger for more screen time. Why not do a pee test?

      • Jennymckitty

        I’m guessing it happened either when Brittany extended her stay in Tennessee or shortly after she came home…when they were fighting.

      • Dorinda’s Pajamas

        How anyone doesn’t demand Jax to wear a condom while having sex is beyond logic. Getting pregnant by him, you aren’t winning a prize and only gaining STD’s and a Forever reminder you made a baby with his genes! He would make a horrible dad because he is so irresponsible with money and everything in his life!

    • Dorinda’s Pajamas

      ITA on everything you said about Faith and Jax except that Jax is more of a sociopath and narcissist than BPD. He also reminds me of the sex addiction that Michael Fassbender has in the movie “Shame.” Kristen, Katie and Stassi are definitely have Borderline Personality Disorders. Both Stassi and Kristin are Narcissists and Kristen is a sociopath!

  • Wicked Cupcake

    Brittany is getting exactly what she deserves. She and her family are thirsty, came seeking whores. What decent mother, who has watched this steroided out 40 yr old in action, on the show, encourages their daughter to forge a relationship with that person?! I have no sympathy for her or this whole “scandal” . Play with fire, you will get burned.

    So tired of the crying Toms. Boo hoo. All these losers do is dry over everything.

    • sunkissed748

      As James Kennedy once said: “You’re all a bunch of f*cking losahs!!!!!”

      Works for me.

      • Wicked Cupcake

        Yep! Me too!

  • Txtea

    The way he was talking to Brittany after she had found out was disgusting. Takes a real piece of shit to verbally abuse someone while mentally abusing them. He needs to go he’s just dirty and toxic

  • Misha

    What’s the bet Patrick finally decided to appear on the show to dump Stassi on national TV. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

    • sunkissed748

      I’m here for all that.

  • sunkissed748

    Re: Pic of Ariana, swore it was a fairy elf. Jax you stray dog. You need to be neutered with a permanent non-transmitting sheath attached to your wee wee.

  • Glo C ????

    Brittney is just waay to good for Jax! Jax Taylor has some serious issues going on.. and this just did not start! He has always been a serial liar n cheater starting with Stassi! Anybody that lies like he does n can keep the lie going n get angry n fighting mad becuz he was called out is dangerous! Brittney should do some serious soul-searching b4 getting back or even marrying this man! Jax needs a lot of work to do on himself…..a hella lot! If he does not seek some type of help, his behavior will only get worse! Brittney deserves waay better than a lyin, cheatin’ Jax Taylor…which is not even his real name! Go figure!?

    • Dani-K

      Brittany’s self-esteem is so low. She either thinks her love can save Jax or she doesn’t deserve better. Sad.

      • Glo C ????

        Right! She can do so much better than that clown!

  • Dorinda’s Pajamas

    When Tom Schwartz started crying and Tom Sandoval cried with him it was EVERYTHING! Not as amazing as The Toms, wasted, still in drag outfits, with Tom Schwartz on the toilet, tights down to his knees, while Tom Sandoval ugly crying that Katie treats Tom like a battered wife! I really think if the Toms weren’t with Ariana and Katie, they should finally be the couple they are destined to be!