The Most Shocking Moments From ’90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days’ Tell All Finale!

The 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Tell All finale aired Monday night — and although the episode was crammed with recycled footage, a few surprises livened up the party. Shawn Robinson hosted the season rewind.

She Said Yes

Sean and Abby are officially engaged, despite the fact that Abby is appearing shacked up in Chris’ bachelor pad in the Dominican Republic. Abby admits that Chris may have used her as a sexual plaything — but the price was right. Sean can’t wait to punch Chris’ face in — but understands why Abby couldn’t pass up a free place to stay — for weeks and weeks. Abby basically admits that she turns tricks for smuggled panties — but Sean loves his scabby bride anyway.

Pocket Love

Larry drops a bomb when he reveals that Jenny hangs out in his pocket during work hours. Jenny shares that she has password amnesia, and cannot delete her dating profile. The couple is on the road to the altar, and will not be roasting a pig at the reception.

Fake Flip

Patrick still believes that he can backflip his way into Myriam’s heart, but Myriam informs viewers that Patrick’s happity ass is big flipping faker. Myriam spills that she was only ever Patrick’s friend, and that he barged his way into her life in Paris with imaginary expectations. Patrick’s mother unfairly reams Myriam out via video, and Myriam dishes up her own serving of hard truth about her sketchy baby boy. Myriam doesn’t appreciate being labeled a bitch — and blames Patrick for selling the public a bill of goods.

Hard Sell

Cortney and Antonio try to convince the audience that they are a committed couple. This messy duo admits to swapping sexy pics, along with lots of vacant giggles. Few would believe that this couple is the real deal.

Machete Madness

Paul and Karine Skype in together, while Pedro the translator spares the audience from more annoying phone handoffs. Paul makes a dramatic exit, touched by the machete mugging replay. We learn that Karine also demanded a STD test, and Paul claims to be cootie free. The lovebirds are headed to the altar, and plan to split their time between Brazil and the states.

Tipsy Trouble

TLC finally pulls off some real drama when Jesse and Darcey take the stage. Jesse continues to dodge commitment, but Darcey is willing to wait for him until her eggs have dissolved into dust. Jesse clarifies that his concept of marriage is different from Darcey’s — and that he’s only interested in forever. Darcey has not kept her sobriety vow, and Jesse labels her a drunken fibber. Darcey rolls her eyes and denies being a fool, no matter what the love of her life says. Shawn plays marriage counselor, and nudges Jesse to apologize for calling his girlfriend a tipsy bitch. Jesse serves up a rambling explanation, but Darcey’s expression reveals that there’s likely some sort of emotional/verbal abuse going on. This couple is walking the razor’s edge. 

Which couples will go the distance and make it to “i do?” Share your thoughts in the comments — snark is encouraged!

 

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