90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After was heavy on the blah-blah nothingness this week, but drama continued to boil over with our two favorite couples. Their footage was brief, but the tea was hot!
Jorge and Anfisa
We join Jorge on his way to meet Anfisa at a lawyer’s office, to discuss their chronic marital instability. Jorge suddenly decides that he misses his family, and that a phone call to his skeptical sis is long overdue. Jorge and Lourdes set up a dinner date — but the convo is awkward, because the A-word is intentionally left out of the dialogue. Jorge is afraid to tell Anfisa about the plan, because he’s sick of drama, and knows that he would be forbidden to leave her behind. He knows that his TLC shtick has shoved aside his family, but supposedly wants to reconnect, at least for the cameras. Jorge joins Anfisa, hoping that an “Alternative Divorce Solution,” pro will work relationship wonders. Jorge casually drops that a family meeting is on the schedule, and Anfisa flips, lunging at Jorge with her fists flying.
A producer steps in to protect Jorge, before Anfisa cuts the cameras. Jorge admits that he’s scared of his Russian firecracker, because Anfisa explodes regularly, and it tends to be painful. Anfisa says that she doesn’t regret belting her husband, and finally submits to cameras, just in time for the dinner with Lourdes.
The trio meets up in a restaurant, and Lourdes immediately expresses disappointment at the broken family relationship. Lourdes has not seen Jorge in several months, and encourages the couple to mix with the family, so everyone can adjust to the foreign interloper. Anfisa feels judged, and is peeved that Jorge is not defending her honor. Jorge admits to cameras that Anfisa is keeping him isolated from his family, and that he’s afraid to cross his hot Russian thug. Lourdes blasts Anfisa for being disrespectful to her brother, but Anfisa points out that Jorge is a weak pushover, who probably likes it. Lourdes inserts herself into the prenup drama, but Anfisa tells her to mind her biz and butt out of her brother’s financial facade.
Lourdes declines the advice, but Anfisa informs her that her brother is a cash-poor poser and a liar to boot. Lourdes likens Anfisa to a Russian hooker, and Anfisa restrains her fury, but rises to exit. Lourdes promises that she can get down and dirty, while Anfisa continues to plead her case. Jorge is silent, and undoubtedly knows that he’s gonna get it later. The couple leaves, and Lourdes becomes emotional — promising to take down the hooker one way or the other.
Danielle and Mohamed
We catch up with Danielle, who is being dragged by Beth to see a lawyer. Danielle’s family relationships are on the mend, and she hopes that a legit effort to get Mohamed booted from the country will impress the relatives. The lawyer walks Danielle through the annulment process, advising her to gather hardcore evidence, because the burden of proof lies in her dodgy story. The lawyer informs her that fraud is hard to prove, and Mohamed’s head space is a confusing mess. Danielle reveals that she and Mohamed did the deed once — sealing the consummation deal for real — blowing her chance to shove Mohamed back to Tunisia. Mohamed is proclaimed a sneaky little devil, and Danielle is dumbfounded by her own desperate foolishness. The pro thinks that there’s potential in Danielle’s case, but believes that the outlook is pretty bleak. Proving her claim will take lots of detective work, but Danielle vows to stop at nothing, as long as it’s not too strenuous.
We abruptly switch gears and drop in on Mohamed, who’s amusingly offering crack commentary on America’s immigration policies. The travel ban has Mohamed spooked, so he meets up with an online green card sister named Olesja, hoping for some freedom reassurance. Mohamed spills an abbreviated description of the Danielle melodrama, which Olesja wisely ignores. Olesja informs him that America is a rough place, because a foreigner can’t even break the teeniest tiniest law and not be kicked out. Mohamed smacks his forehead, insinuating that keeping his nose clean will be one challenging scenario.
Mohamed reiterates that he will not be friends with Danielle, because his social media hot-dogging has canceled out his best faux sweet talk. Mohamed is switching strategies, and wants to broadcast Danielle’s dark past as a credit card thief. Mohamed is getting his own public record ducks in a row — and wants to send them quacking all the way to the judge. Danielle is a shady crook, and Mohamed plans to build a case on her tawdry dirt, to deflect from his own. The court already knows — but Mohamed is determined to expose his wife straight into a divorce.
Next week, Diamond labels Danielle a harasser, and Jorge’s heart is “broken into a million pieces.” Don’t miss the fun!