#RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump RIPS Eileen Davidson & Lisa Rinna’s ‘Sickening’ Tag Team Against Dorit Kemsley!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills queen bee, Lisa Vanderpump, takes to her blog to address last week’s shit show in Hong Kong. And what a doozy of an episode it was.
As you’ll remember we started back on the junk boat, where Erika Girardi ripped Dorit Kemsley a new one. And it all circled back round to pantygate. LVP still doesn’t understand the fuss.
“This is a woman who is brazen in her performances, wears c—y around her neck, is often stark naked unnecessarily in front of millions… I wish she could understand that Dorit‘s intention was to bring levity to the situation.”
But it wasn’t just Erika against Dorit. It was Erika, Eileen Davidson, and Lisa Rinna taking on the newbie.
“Dorit did an excellent job at defending herself, relentlessly pushing forward under the barrage of remarks coming from LR, EJ and ED. Every time I tried to diffuse the situation, those two would not have it.”
LVP doesn’t understand the weird way Eileen cosigns everything Rinna does, no matter how disgusting.
“They are tethered together by a loyalty that sometimes makes no sense…I believe sometimes a true friend can tell you when to shut up and not support you flipping the bird and screaming abuse.”
The next night at dinner, LVP hoped she’d have a break from the screaming match on the junk boat. Unfortunately, things got worse.
“I can’t comprehend the vitriol that spewed from LR‘s mouth, and I had no inkling that slanderous accusations would be hurled at Dorit… Did she trust her husband? WTF has that got to do with anything that had transpired so far? Dorit wasn’t threatened by Erika as LR alleged…And then…Cocaine allegations?”
Rinna looked as happy as a pig in mud as she skewered Dorit and worked Erika up into another pantygate frenzy. When even Eileen realized that Erika was overreacting to the situation, Eileen found herself in the hot seat.
“Erika reacting to an innocuous statement by Eileen, who we see was attempting to placate the situation, was a bizarre moment… It was a statement that inadvertently referred to Erika‘s son’s job, and I found myself defending Eileen in that moment.”
So, will Rinna ever be held accountable for her recklessness? Will Eileen ever pull her head out and see that Rinna is a nutjob? My guess is no, to both. What’s yours?
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