Serious Shade! Stassi Schroeder Calls Out Scheana & Lala’s Gold Digging Ways #VanderpumpRules

Posted on Feb 28 2017 - 1:28am by Terri L. Austin

Vanderpump Rules star, Stassi Schroeder, and actor, Josh Henderson, joined Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live.

Stassi was rocking long hair extensions. I’m not sure about that new long-haired look.

Josh and Stassi have met before. He thought they went on a hike together, but Stassi claimed she attended Seth McFarland’s Christmas party, got drunk, and Josh asked for her number. Not only did she name drop, she managed to get in a story about how she shut him down. Typical Stassi.

On tonight’s VPR episode, Tom Sandoval compared Tom Schwartz to a battered wife. I can’t help but wonder if he’s upset that his bromance with Schwartz might get upstaged once Schwartz and Katie get married.

The rumor that Schwartz had sex with a random in Vegas kept popping up during the bachelor/bachelorette weekend in New Orleans. Schwartz denied it. Stassi said:

“I think it doesn’t matter because they’re married now. So, who cares?”

Earlier today, Lala Kent made an appearance in Scheana Marie’s snapchat. So, are these two buddies now? Stassi throws some shade Scheana’s way, and suggests that she’s getting gold digging tips from Lala.

“I don’t know. I know she’s [Scheana] a fan of private jets…so maybe that’s what’s going on.”

Stassi’s ex, Jax Taylor, slurred an apology about what an asshat he was when they were dating. But he did sobbed his sorry in front of his current girlfriend, Brittany Cartwright. Awkward! Stassi takes no blame.

“Me and Brittany were talking and Jax actually came and sat down with us. So, I didn’t beg for it.”

A caller asked why Jax, who is a walking disaster with relationships, can keep one going while Stassi is still single.

“I don’t think I can’t keep a relationship. I mean, there was [sic] three wonderful years I had with my ex-boyfriend.”

On a sneak peek of next week’s Summer House (how many of you are watching?) Lindsay is thinking about moving in with Everett. But she has to do something about her living situation with Christina, first. Christina is 32, only two years older than Lindsay. But girl keeps bringing up her frenemy’s age, telling Christina she’s old enough to live without roommates. Ouch!

Stassi admits that she, Katie Maloney, and Kristen Doute look like they’re constantly ganging up on Scheana this season.

“Anytime I’ve watched this season, I’ve always seen the stereotype 100%, so I get it. And maybe it’s real. Maybe that actually is who I am, and I’m just completely not self-aware and delusional.”

The game of the night was called Beer Dong—beer pong with cups attached to male models’ naughty bits. Andy, naturally, loved it.

A caller accused Stassi’s negative attitude on putting a wedge between Katie and Schwartz.

“I would completely disagree with you, and I think they would disagree, too. I’m their third wheel. I’m their biggest supporter. I went on their honeymoon.”

So, do you think Stassi is a bad influence on Katie? And how long do you give Schwartz and his new bride before they realize they made a horrible mistake?


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  • SilverGlambert

    St ASSi most certainly is a bad influence, especally being a third wheel.
    And she enables Katie’s meanness.
    St ASSi did beg Jax for the apology after he joined her and Brittany, her sense of self importance overrides everything/everyone

  • Deanna777

    Did she really go on their honeymoon? It would not surprise me in the least. As long as Stassi the enabler is in the picture, that marriage is doomed. She should try and break up Jax and Brittany — then she would be doing her a favor.

  • sunkissed748

    That look is not a good one. Ages her 15 years & yeah what’s up w/ the dickie mock turtleneck thingees she’s consistently wearing?

  • T Loves Martinis

    She’s starting to look like Adrienne Maloof from RHOBH. Freakish!

  • Authentic

    She looked around 50 years old last night. Unrecognizable.

  • ShadeWithSideEye

    A couple of seasons ago, i would nod my head in agreement that Stassi was a bad influence. Now Katie acts bitchy on her own. Also, i can’t stand Stassi, especially since last season and she’s been a letdown — Doute and Maloney are worse…

  • Slow down on the work there Stossi. Starting to look plastic already.

  • Jennymckitty

    Who would even think it is OK to go on a honeymoon with your friend? Unbelievable. Stassi and Kristen are always justifying Katie horrible behavior and encouraging her. How could that not cause a problem in Katie and Tom’s marriage? Sometimes a friend needs to tell you, “That’s not OK.” But Stassi wouldn’t recognize Katie’s actions as wrong because she is equally horrible. Katie was a lot nicer before she and Stassi made up. She treated Tom better before they got back together. And for a relationship or marriage to work, you need to put your spouse before your friends.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Stassi was looking particularly gorge, but I was too fixated on Josh Henderson a.k.a. John Ross Jr. to absorb what she was saying. ♥ ♥ … *pant pant pant … drooolz

    • sunkissed748

      Knew I’d seen him somewhere before! Thanks for that! 🙂

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe) wasn’t too shabby either:-)

        • sunkissed748

          Ahhhh yes, yes indeedy! Remember him from the “Loving” days. 😉

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            All I know him from is the hot gardener from Desp HW’s.

          • sunkissed748

            That too! Very good. Loving was a soap on NBC. Ended in early 2000’s. Liked it an awful lot.

  • Chickpea16

    I think guys run when they encounter Stassi. Legend in her own mind. Henderson looked pretty uncomfortable last night and Andy basically ignored him.

  • Evil Queen

    I like Stassi. Yes, she is a spoiled brat, but at least she is not fake. What our see, is what u get.
    I’ll take Stassi over Scheana.

    • sunkissed748

      Wait, see a lot of hair that’s not hers…would take James the British alien boy over either of them. LOL! 🙂

    • sundayhare3

      What do you mean she isn’t fake? LOL. She has been pretending to like Scheana this whole season. She is being fake to get a back on this show. Please, she is as fake as they come.

    • Perturbed

      I’ve never cared for Scheana, but since she bitched about the cost of Katie’s bridal shower I REALLY dislike her. How quickly she forgets what a bridezilla SHE WAS 2 years ago! i can see why such a superficial wannabe would befriend Lala.

      • Evil Queen

        Totally agree! That was such a faux pas on Scheana ‘s part.

  • JustSayin

    Stassi: I’m their third wheel (unless you’re a tricycle, that’s not a good thing), I’m their biggest supporter, I went on their honeymoon. – *insert record scratching to a halt sound here* wtf? That’s taking the whole third-wheel shtick a little too far…

    • SassyMcAsspants

      I’ve heard of the town bicycle before, but damn. Heh.

  • Bad Barbie

    Lala is everything she will never be. That is all.

  • sundayhare3

    Umm, Stassi, (by her own admission) and her “fella” did not have three wonderful years. They broke up and made up several times. I see the link that binds the four of these women together. Rule #1 of LVP’s Mean Girl Club: Take responsibility for nothing. Kristen, Stassi, Katie and Scheana, all think they are victim’s of life’s cruel games. Stassi’s desperation and lack of interest should be noted and filed in the “What am I doing’ wrong column?” She is an attractive young woman with a dark dark soul. I haven’t bought for a second this season that she EVER had intentions of befriending Scheana. She hates her now as much as she always has. She isn’t even good at being a phony about it. I hope that she understands, SOON, that the smell of desperation is neither attractive or attracting.

  • Nancysue

    I thought it was Kim Zolciak- looks like cheek implants. I thought she walked off the show to be famous in NY designing purses or something.

    • Perturbed

      I don’t think she looks nearly as bad as Pinnochio-face KimZ, but agree she’s doing SOMETHING to her face. I will never know why these pretty young girls mess with their faces!? Stassi is only 27 or 28; what happens to all that silicon (or whatever) by 40? Scary!????

      • sundayhare3

        The fact that she is in her late 20’s or so is exactly why she hasn’t reached the level of plastic head that Kim has.. wait a few years.

  • Galanzon

    I cant stand this third wheel of drama, ,,But I watch it esporadicly when I want to get sick and laugh about these morons, i give this couple 2 years of fight, pain and horror before they brake free. ,,, hope she doesnt get pregnant in the transition.
    Finally Bravo gives to one of his shows the main roll to whom it deseves it best “TEQUILA RULES” señores!

  • Galanzon

    LALA and ARIANA,,,they have beauty and they have brains, something the rest of these witches lacks.


    No I don’t think Sassi has been a negative influence on Katie. We are just seeing the real Katie, that’s all.
    Remember the prenup thing? I heard a rumor that yes Tom doesn’t have money BUT his family does. There is a trustfund that needed to be protected. This rumor also goes on to speculate Tom is marrying Katie more to stay on this TV show than maybe even he realizes. This is just gossip/rumor of course. But I have to say all this seems to fit quite well in the Tom/Katie relationship puzzle.
    The marriage doesn’t look like it has a long shelf life but who knows? I was really surprised that Sheana/Shay divorced.