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‘RHOBH’ Star Dorit Kemsley Didn’t Think Her Panty Joke Would Offend ‘Pat The Puss’ Erika Girardi

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I have to hand it to Dorit Kemsley — she always finds a way to put a positive spin on things — at least in her blogs.

On the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit decided to tweak Erika Girardi for flashing her goodies at Dorit’s husband, PK, and gave her a pair of panties as a gag gift. No harm, no foul. But to hear Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson tell it, Dorit committed war crimes against aging pop stars instead of delivering knickers. Still, Dorit finds something nice to say about Soapy and Sudsy.

“I was looking forward to drinks with Lisa and Eileen. I’m aware of Lisa V’s past incidents with them, but I feel that it’s important to get to know these women for myself. I respect the success that both…have.”

See? Nice, right? She’s not throwing shade or going on the defense. What she really thinks of these two, I have no idea, but at least she’s taking the high road, which is refreshing.

She used the opportunity to tell Rinna and Eileen that Erika had flashed her naughty bits. The women seemed shocked, but gave Erika the benefit of the doubt, however, Eileen encouraged Dorit to have a conversation with Erika.

“This week I clearly still had the white party “no panties” mishap on my mind, and so I wanted to ask the girls about it. It had taken me and PK by surprise when Erika announced this to the group last week, and I honestly think it’s natural for anyone, man or woman, to look after someone says that out loud to a group.”

Erika invited everyone to the Escape Room, and Dorit thought that would be the perfect venue to talk about Erika’s bare hooha.

“I take care not to reveal or let anything slip, but I’m not perfect and mishaps do happen. So, looking back, I’m sure it was an innocent mishap and Erika didn’t mean to flash, but it happened. Even Kyle had seen it, so I thought let’s laugh it off!”

Dorit gave Erika the panties, and she wasn’t taking it back — the sentiment, not the underwear. Because ewww, secondhand underwear.

“…rightly or wrongly, I decided to buy the panties for a little joke. I thought it would be a funny way for us to make light of what had happened and then put it behind us.”

While Erika laughed it off at first, she quickly soured on the idea of PK catching a peak of her labia. She assured Dorit that it was an accident.

“Given how openly she had shared she was panty-less, I honestly didn’t think she would care, but you live and learn.”

Erika tried to put Dorit in her place by telling her to stop talking to everyone. It may not have been a threat, but it sounded a little hostile. Erika wasn’t finding any humor in the situation.

After escaping the Escape Room, the women had lunch and drinks. Lisa Vanderpump brought up Dorit’s gift, and once more, they were discussing Erika’s bare snatch. Oy!

“Afterwards when Lisa V asked about our no panties conversation at the lunch table, I knew it was time to finish the conversation and move on for good! After all it’s just a silly mishap and a bit of fun.”

Erika, Rinna, and Eileen weren’t laughing, though. They were drawing a line in the sand. A panty line, if you will.

So, how far do will these women drag this storyline? And can someone give Erika the gift of having that stick removed from her firm little ass?

 

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