As we all know, Stassi Schroeder, of Vanderpump Rules, thinks her birthday should be national holiday. Also, she likes to celebrate by shedding all her clothes and going for a drunken late night dip. As we see from a sneak peek of tonight’s episode, this year is no different.
Stassi takes her friends, Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney, and Scheana Shay to Montauk for a little birthday getaway. But when it comes time for the annual skinny dip, Scheana isn’t up for it.
Katie and Kristen try to pressure Scheana into joining the fun, but she maintains the weather is too cold for a naked romp in the ocean, and she refuses to give in to “peer pressure.”
Kristen chides Scheana’s refusal.
“How did Scheana not get the memo that on Stassi‘s birthday we get naked and we jump into bodies of water? Get with it, it’s not that hard!”
But once the trio strip down and plunge into the icy water, a crowd at a nearby lighthouse bar start cheering. And the light is shining directly on the girls.
Kristen and Katie cover their bodies and run to the beach, grabbing their robes. In typical Stassi fashion, she stands near the edge of the water and orders Scheana to bring her robe to her.
Then Stassi yells at the crowd:
“It’s not a Rihanna concert! Everyone, shut up!”
C’mon, Stassi. This isn’t the first time the public’s seen your naughty bits — and I have a feeling it won’t be the last.
Press play to preview the shenanigans above and tune in to Vanderpump Rules on Mondays at 9:00 p.m. ET on Bravo.
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