14 ‘Real Housewives’ Christmas Wish Lists Fans Can Relate To!

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Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

Tis’ the season of giving, and Bravo ‘Housewives’ across the land are dropping hints — pointing loved ones in the direction of their ultimate gift.

What would you like to see sit atop the following Housewives’ wish-lists? Consider these top picks!

1. Teresa Giudice 

A shred of remorse

2. Jacqueline Laurita 

An eternal break from Teresa Giudice

3. Shannon Beador

A new shtick and David’s passwords

4. Kelly Dodd

Renewed resolve to shut down Tamra Judge

5. Lisa Vanderpump

A grandchild!

6. Lisa Rinna

Fifteen pounds and a gag

7. Kyle Richards

Size acceptance

8. Dorit Kemsley

One accent, any accent

9. Kenya Moore

A better man-picker

10. Phaedra Parks

A lie detector test and accountability 

11. Bethenny Frankel

The ability to give just one Tiny Tim f*ck about another human being

12. Ramona Singer

Her colorful “turtle timing” personality back

13. Sonja Morgan

Her dream hunk, and hot water all year round

14. Luann de Lesseps

A murky yellow New Years kiss — to kick off a lifetime of wedded bliss!

Sound off in the comments! Creativity and snark are encouraged!


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