Joy to the world! The new tag lines for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have arrived for Season 7.
First let’s discuss the official cast photo. Everyone got the “wear muted shades” memo except newbie, Dorit Kemsley. Lisa Rinna looks svelte in her soft pink mermaid gown. Eileen Davidson looks nice in her sexy apron. Kyle Richards sparkles in bedtime wear. Erika Girardi leaves nothing to the imagination.
Lisa Vanderpump in wearing a gorgeous gown from someone’s wedding collection.
Without further ado, here are the new tag lines for RHOBH:
“When you’ve traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”
You can? I mean, why speak in your normal accent when you can choose from others that are false.
“I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”
What she forgot to include was “by looking in the mirror.” Maybe next year she’ll become more authentic.
“My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”
Did the HSN pick this one for her?
“I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”
I’m imagining the three monkeys with hands over their eyes, ears and mouths, are you?
“The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.”
This is okay, but my fav was how she loves dogs, just not bitches. Classic!
“I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”
This is pretty good, and it’s pretty accurate. Erika Jayne is very outspoken and Erika Girardi is almost as outspoken.
So, which one was your favorite? Tune in for the premier of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Tuesday, Dec 6 at 9/8c on Bravo.