Bravo has just released a sneak peak of Season 5 of Vanderpump Rules and the cast is SUR-ving up a freaking mess! It’s a wonder that Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney made it down the aisle. Wedding planning shouldn’t be so difficult, but it is for these two. At one point Tom tells Katie, “When you go to the dark side it’s [effing] scary as hell.”
Katie has a few complaints of her own, for example, Tom’s “d*ck doesn’t work” – though he says it works great. Obviously it’s just not working for her. At some point before these two walk down the aisle, Tom can be heard saying, “I’m done with Katie. I’m not marrying her.”
Lala Kent, who reportedly wasn’t going to be part of Season 5, is trying to stop Kristen Doute from spreading rumors she’s dating a married man. Lala says she’s “not dating a married human being,” but even Lisa Vanderpump seems to believe the rumors.
Jax Taylor looks to be heading for a breakup with Brittany Cartwright, dealing with relationship issues like sitting on the couch all day. Cartwright will be joining the staff at SUR in this season but her official debut at the restaurant won’t be without its drama, as Jax does what any normal boyfriend would do and decides to spread a scandalous rumor about her that threatens their relationship. We get a glimpse into their troubles at home, with Jax telling Brittany, “I don’t think things are going well for us anymore.”
Scheana Shay questions her friendships with the other girls if think she’s so fake. Plus there are fun filled trips to Montauk and New Orleans.
We also get a glance at the wedding in the woods, and not surprising, LVP is officiating. Katie’s dress is beautiful and the backdrop of the tall trees is magical — but will someone ruin the moment?
Check out a preview above and tune in November 7th to see the drama unfold on Vanderpump Rules with this dysfunctional bunch we’ve come to tolerate love.