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‘Little Women LA’ Recap: Christy Brings Matt’s Sexting Tranny To Tonya’s Photo Shoot & Causes Drama!

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This week on Little Women: LA we begin with a memo that the scene at the bowling alley with Christy, Todd and family occurred five days earlier. This is usually an omen that something bad is going to happen. Can’t wait! Christy sends Autumn away so she can give her mom her version of events of the murder mystery party and how she was the victim that everyone attacked for no reason at all. Whaaaa!

Christy explains it was Julie, the publicist, who put two and two together and figured out all by herself that Briana was going to be at the same cowboy party that Christy was going to because she’s smart like that. Christy admits to her mom that she told Briana’s family about the transgender Matt was sexting, and would do it again. But then Christy has the worst idea ever – she wants to introduce “Plastic” to the other girls. Her mom thinks it’s a great idea because then everyone will know Christy isn’t pulling this out of her ass, even though she is. It’s not about Matt sexting Plastic. It’s about Christy telling Briana’s family.

Jason is in town from LWNY to visit Terra. They take a dance class together and shake their grove things. Then Terra shares the secret about Dancing With the Stars. Jason is beyond thrilled for her. Terra confesses her fears over being able to ballroom dance so soon after having a C-section. Jason tells her to take it one two-step at a time.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

Jasmine and Christy go to lunch to get to the bottom of things. Christy tells her that her dad is on his last leg, will need surgery for his cancer, and cries in her food. Jasmine feels guilty for not knowing Christy was going through this. Jasmine gently confronts Christy on her role of having something to do with Briana getting served. Christy admits that she knew Briana was in trouble with Julie, but didn’t tell Julie where Briana would be. Then Christy turns on the water works again. Jasmine says they don’t invite Christy to events because they don’t trust her. Christy says she’s not the bad guy. Matt is the bad guy. I think we can all agree it’s a tie.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

Terra and Joe relax in the pool, discussing Christy and her tacky ass for having a nine-month pregnant woman served at a cowboy party. Terra announces her plans to meet up with Julie, while rubbing her hands together and laughing, and getting to the bottom of things. Joe doesn’t think it will help. Then he makes an uncouth remark about getting to the bottom of Terra’s bikini.

Over at Briana’s house, they finally bring baby Maverick home. Matt is relieved to be home and put everything behind him. He never wants to go back again and discuss what a dirty dog he was, sexting other women while Briana was pregnant. Ever again. Too bad, sucker! Your day is right around the corner.

Terra meets up with Julie to get to the bottom of things. Julie explains that Briana ditched her in Las Vegas and then wanted to cancel their contract. Julie says was never paid by Briana after working for her for a year. There’s probably more to this, but whatev. Julie says she thinks it’s all coming from Matt. Terra asks point blank about Christy’s involvement in serving Briana. Julie tells her she hired a private investigator and that’s how she found out where Briana was that day. Terra thinks Julie’s lying and that Christy was the PI who did the recon.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

It’s field trip time! Terra, Tonya, Jasmine, and Elena meet up for archery practice. Good thing Christy’s not there, what with that target on her back. Afterwards, Tonya informs the girls her active wear line is ready and she’s having a photo shoot. They better show up with good attitudes for the Bossgirl especially since Christy is going to be there. There is a collective sigh. Jasmine tells the girls about Christy’s dad having cancer and is dying. Tonya says Christy told her that her dad had a cancer scare. Then Terra updates the group on her meeting with Julie. Elena is the only one who is sticking up for Christy. But Tonya gives the most practical advice: Christy’s going to be a psycho until she’s ready to not be a psycho.

Preston surprises Elena with a gondola ride for just the two of them. No babies. No fighting friends. The conversation moves to Christy. Elena says she’s worried because Christy is lying, and liars lie. Elena thinks talking to Christy might be pointless (she’s right) but willing to give it a try before Christy’s desperation blows up in her face.

Christy meets up with Plastic at the nail salon. Can we talk about her name for a sec? Why this name? To be ironic? Anyway, Christy tells Plastic that her friends don’t believe her about Matt sexting her. Really? Christy should change her name to Denial. So Plastic explains how at first she thought Matt was genuine because he told her how courageous she was. When what he wants is to get into her pants, and quickly, like before the sex change operation. Christy is disgusted. Matt used two inappropriate buzz words: Tranny and Midget, to describe his fetishes. Plastic has no problem explaining the situation with the other girls because she thinks Matt is a dangerous POS. Personally, I feel sorry for Plastic because when she’s not being used by Matt, she’s being used by Christy.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

It’s photo shoot time and things are off to a rocky start. One of the models couldn’t make it. Tonya doesn’t have a make-up artist or the right shoes. Elena is surprised to learn she is the director. Things get underway and the photos look good. But then Plastic shows up. Christy introduces her to the girls and explains why she’s there. Tonya is under so much stress and only has the studio for a short amount of time, girl freaks out. Tonya tells Christy it’s not about believing or not believing that Matt was sexting Plastic.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

Then Tonya tries to open a can of whoop ass. She tells Christy to get the f*ck out. Plastic calls Tonya transphobic. Tonya tells Plastic to get the f*ck out with Christy. Then Plastic calls Tonya a bitch. Tonya says (line of the night) “You wish you were a bitch.” Plastic says she’s gonna drop kick Tonya’s ass after she hits her in the head with a fake leather bag. “Bye girl/boy,” says Tonya. The gloves come off and everyone has to hold Tonya back. Good thing, otherwise that heffa’s transgendered knees would be all messed up. This will most likely by Christy’s last season.

All About the Tea_Little Women LA S5

 

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