Rumors are raging about the future of TLC’s Sister Wives — because the network has yet to make an official announcement about the future of the show. The self-important side-player and Brown castoff, Kendra Pollard Parra, claims a cancellation could be imminent, because Kody is interviewing fresh stooges to join the harem. Let’s cut through the nonsense and just look at the facts.
TLC hosted a Chicago Block Party a few weeks ago, where stars from the top TLC shows spent the day taking photos, and mingling with fans.
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) July 16, 2016
The Browns joined Cake Boss’ Buddy Valastro, Say Yes to the Dress’ Randy Fenoli, My Big Fat Fabulous Life’s, Whitney Thore, Little People Big World’s Amy Roloff, and several others. Why would TLC pay for the Browns to go wild with a hotel minibar if they weren’t renewing their show? Top TLC stars were invited to the event, to promote their shows and schmooze with fans — preferably with their middle fingers down. The Browns laid the plural love on thick during the photo-fest, surely looking to erase Kody’s “Tell All” bird-flip from viewers’ memories.
TLC touted the Season 7 premier as “Highest-Rated Season Premiere With W25-54 Since December 2013 and noted that “Season Premiere Averaged 2.2M P2+ Viewers and was TLC’s #1 Telecast of 2016.” Despite Erica Hill hinting to the seventh season being it’s last — network chatter points to a Season 8.
Thank you for the visit at the Hospital @notbatmanyet that was a surprise for sure.
— RunWildMoonChild (@runwildmoonchld) May 20, 2016
There is little doubt that Meri’s true mystery-date, Jackie Overton, has mixed with Kendra — like ingredients in a burnt mock-catfish casserole. Kendra’s “insider” dish is beyond suspect, and should be ingested near a barf bag.
Could Kody Brown be considering another wife — possibly the widely suspected Robyn-kin, Mindy Jessop? Perhaps — because that’s how cross-breeding cults roll. If such a development occurs, the cameras will likely be rolling faster than Christine runs from toasters. It will probably be barf bags for everyone — festively stamped with a big “Season 8.”