Shade! Luann Slams Sonja For Screwing Tom For A Decade Without A Ring! #RHONY

Luann de Lesseps was playing defense again this week on the Real Housewives of New York. Good thing she has such broad shoulders and can take the hits. Because they just keep coming.

Sure, all the ladies were glad to board the yacht and accept Luann’s hospitality, but that doesn’t mean they weren’t snarking behind her back.

“How many times do I have to tell Ramona and Sonja that what happened before I met Tom doesn’t matter? Sonja speaks of a 10-year flirtation with Tom in the same breath as congratulating me on our engagement.”

Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan could not be more jealous of Luann’s happiness. Carole Radziwill, oddly, and Jules Wainstein were the only two who seemed pleased Luann was in a good place. I’m just glad Carole is acting like a grown up and filming with Luann again. You know, since it’s her job.

“When Carole said she’d be able to make it to our party, I was excited to be with all the girls on a beautiful yacht with Tom by my side. Jules was glad for Miami as well because her parents are close by in Boca. The part with her parents was really sweet, and you can see why she’s such a positive person.”

But back to the haters. Tom may have been bed buddies with Sonja for a decade, but he never wanted anything more. That’s got to sting.

“It took Tom only a couple of months to realize that he wanted to marry me and in 10 years, he never considered making the same commitment to Sonja. This doesn’t mean that Tom didn’t care about her or that he didn’t enjoy her company. They are friends.”

Sonja even had to slam the yacht Lu borrowed, comparing it to her ex-husband’s boat from how many years ago? That ship has sailed, honey. Time to move on.

“Sonja may have had a larger one at one time but not in a long time so you’d think she’d be quiet and enjoy. Is Sonja a sleeper cell? I’m thinking that Bethenny is going to be the terrorist of this trip!”

Ah, now we get to it. Bethenny Frankel has dirt on Tom and she can’t wait to share it with Luann. I mean, what kind of friend would she be if she didn’t spill the tea, right? Except that Bethenny made it quite clear they aren’t friends. And a true friend would do that shit off camera and keep it to herself.

“You can see how excited she was to tell her friend in Florida about something she heard regarding Tom and me. The look on her face says it all…like a cat who ate the canary! Why some of the girls revel in making me unhappy, I’ll never understand. I’m just glad that I know myself and I know Tom so whatever Bethenny’s concocting, we’re ready for it.”

That’s not to say Tom was innocent of any shenanigans, because apparently, he was not. Still, you don’t want someone you’ve known for all these years gloating.

“Bethenny has no problem disparaging Tom by insinuating that he dated only wealthy women. Tom is very successful on his own and doesn’t need to marry for money.”

And then there was Ramona. She’s in a class all by herself.

“We invited our Palm Beach friends without any regard to Ramona’s man needs yet I know that she was feeling frisk-ay that night. She couldn’t get into her bathing suit quick enough. She acts like a nun but we all know better, and I do not judge.”

It looks like the next few episodes will center on Tom and Luann. Are you tired of hearing about their romance or are you waiting for more tea to spill?

 

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