Luann de Lesseps Doesn’t Care If Carole Or Bethenny Want Her Friendship “I’m Done Apologizing” #RHONY

Here’s what I don’t understand: why go on a reality TV show, knowing you have beef with one of your co-stars, and then refuse to film with them?

Of course, I’m talking about Carole Radziwill of the Real Housewives of New York. Like a cranky toddler, she refused to go to Mexico if Luann de Lesseps went too. That’s just bizarre to me. This is a job, lady. Treat it like one and suck it up. For her part, Luann is tired of prostrating herself to Carole, and by extension, Bethenny Frankel. (We need a mash-up, celebrity couple name for those two. How about Franradz?)

“…I threw a cocktail party for the girls at Hunt & Fish Club NYC so we could catch up. Bethenny and Carole didn’t even bother to RSVP so when Ramona pulled me aside to chastise me for not reaching out more to them, I had no choice but to defend myself. I’ve apologized more than enough to Carole, and she still is holding a grudge.”

Yes, Carole is still holding a grudge. It’s all her bony little arms can carry.

“Carole now needs to meet me halfway for us to have any chance at being friends. Ultimately, I couldn’t care less whether Carole or Bethenny want my friendship because I’ve reached my limit, and I’m done apologizing.”

Luann has had it up to here, people.

“…I’m not going to debase myself to gain back her friendship, and if that is what she wants, she’ll be waiting till hell freezes over. You are seeing a side of me that people rarely see because I’m tolerant and forgiving up to a point but this is just ridiculous!!”

Oh, Countess. You and Carole will never be friends again. The woman doesn’t even want to breathe the same air as you. Fortunately, Luann soldiers on, and wants to invite the ladies — minus Carole — to Palm Beach — including Sonja and her sexy “J”.

“…Sonja is definitely invited. Loyalty is sometimes lacking in this group, but Sonja has been there for me and I’ve been there for her.”

Lu is happy that Sonja has decided to get a handle on all that hoarding. May I just stop and ask why Sonja had so many bottles of Wesson Oil? Perhaps I’m just a naughty minx, but I assume she uses it for purposes other than cooking. Do you think she has a secret sex room in that big old manse of hers? But I digress.

“I was happy to see Sonja cleaning out her basement, because I know how hard it is to let go of your children’s toys and other mementos. Part of moving forward is letting go of the past and embracing the future. I’m sure Sonja misses being part of a traditional family unit, but she has us. We are her family, and we love her.”

As far as Jules Wainstein and her issues with food, Luann is ready to give that calzone craziness a pass. (I’m not. I thought it was troublesome.)

“The girls read way more into Jules’ practical calzone joke than was necessary. She was being funny and trying to lighten up the mood and instead had to endure questioning from Carole and mean jokes from Bethenny.”

Luann is over Franradz and their mean girl ways.

“Jules is way more self-deprecating and humble than Carole or Bethenny, and I hate to see her being picked on by these girls. I’m hoping that her health improves, that Michael steps up and helps her more and that she knows she is loved.”

Um, Lu? Jules and Michael are splitsville. That cat is out of the bag.

Well, our Countess and seems to have moved onto a new chapter in her life. I’m glad she found someone. But is she moving too fast with Tom, the serial dater? What’s your take?

 

“Like” us on Facebook  “Follow” us on Twitter and on Instagram