Bethenny Frankel Disses Failed Businesses Of NeNe Leakes, Vicki Gunvalson & Teresa Giudice—Labels Sonja Morgan “Sad”

Bethenny Frankel turns it up to eleven in her blog this week. On the last episode of Real Housewives of New York, Sonja Morgan, threw herself a birthday party and unveiled her latest business venture: Tipsy Girl Prosecco. But, wait. Where is Bethenny?

“Come on Sonja, it’s like you’re an actress now. “Bethenny didn’t RSVP, so I guess that means she’s coming.” Since when is that what that means? You know I’m not coming because Ramona told you, and because you know we haven’t spoken in months.”

Is a good thing Bethenny wasn’t there. I can see her morphing into the Hulk, her Chanel jacket tearing away from her body as she smashes bottles of fake Prosecco all over the room.

“I believe people are wondering how I will feel about Tipsy Girl… I have a brand called Skinnygirl including a Prosecco, and I am supposedly her mentor who had no idea. Please note, the product is not available for sale.”

Bethenny points out Sonja’s other failed business endeavors. That phantom toaster oven is the least of it.

“Sonja has had: an event company, a jewelry line, toaster, nigerian football team, fashion line, and now a Prosecco–none of which have come to fruition. It is laughable but more sad.”

Bethenny maintains that a business woman can become a reality star, but a reality star does not a businesswoman make.

“Ramona, Teresa, Kathy Wakile, NeNe, Vicki, and the OC girls and more have all followed suit. I know the numbers and believe me, it isn’t easy and almost all have discontinued or are currently a vanity play. I have begrudged none of them.”

But who’s the most successful Housewife of all? Why, Bethenny, of course.

“I singlehandedly cracked the code and invented a category in the spirits industry, and it was next to impossible… There is room for everyone, and I hit it out of the park.”

And unlike Sonja, Bethenny works hard to make sure Skinnygirl thrives.

“The Skinnygirl Protein Shake and Bar launch. I really do work like a dog, and it is so challenging running a business and a brand. Most of it isn’t glamorous but more like a grind.”

The @BravoRHONY are back & ready to stir things up. Get ready to sip into the new season with great taste. #RHONY pic.twitter.com/89cnkRxsQs

— Skinnygirl Cocktails (@Skinnygirl) April 6, 2016

Last night we saw Carole Radziwill’s psychic party turned grudgefest.

“The medium. Well, since having my own talk show and having these characters on, I have become quite skeptical. I unsuccessfully tried to not block her, but I wasn’t buying it.”

Google. Ever heard of it?

“Dorinda has told the loose change story before, Richard and John are very common and very googleable names, and who doesn’t have a photo of them with a parent? I look nothing like my mother, and it has been widely publicized that I said I wouldn’t get married again. Google it.”

So did Sonja actually believe Bethenny would be happy for her? Has she ever met Bethenny, for God’s sake? Is Bethenny the most successful Housewife? And was that psychic full of bull or right on the money?

 

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