Eileen Davidson Viciously Attacks Lisa Vanderpump “There’s Nothing LVP Won’t Do To Another Housewife” #RHOBH

Oh, Eileen Davidson. Last year, you were boring, harmless, and mostly forgettable. How I long for those days. But last night, on part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, as you whispered back and forth with your loose-lipped buddy and tried to wheedle yet another apology out of Lisa Vanderpump, I wanted to put you on mute and leave you there. You’ve become a dislikable Housewife, Eileen, and I beg the powers that be to fire you.

In her blog this week, Eileen takes offense at being called out by Kim Richards.

“What, Kim? I’m overdramatic???!!! Okay, I’m sure I am sometimes. But, as I recall it was Kim who exhibited extremely dramatic behavior at my house, during the car ride with Lisa R., and when she called me a beast at that oh-so-un-dramatic dinner in Amsterdam. And after that, I only saw Kim once this whole year, at Kyle’s party in the desert, where our interaction was brief and uneventful. I’m at a loss as to why she’s formed this opinion…”

Um, maybe Kim watched this season along with the rest of us? Eileen got stuck on the words “affair”, “manipulative”, and “apology” and repeated them like a mantra, making her appear desperate and yes, overly dramatic.

And while we’re at it, Kim had fallen off the wagon back in Amsterdam. No, that doesn’t condone her behavior, but it makes sense why she acted so crazy. What was Lisa Rinna’s excuse? Bringing up Amsterdam and the poker party from last year only proves Vanderpump’s assertions that Eileen is like a dog with a bone. Grrr.

“I have realized there is nothing that Lisa Vanderpump won’t do to another Housewife, no low that she won’t reach as she schemes behind the scenes. I was already aware of Lisa V. pushing the Munchausen “storyline” before the dinner in the Hamptons. And as you remember, when the “M” word was brought up at her house, Lisa V. didn’t want anyone to discuss it with me. I think because she knew I wasn’t going to go there or help her “storyline.”

Or maybe LVP wanted to put that word to bed and help Rinna out of a sticky situation? She did shut down that conversation, if you remember. Now, we circle around to LVP questioning Eileen about her marriage. Soapy sees Vander-conspiracies everywhere.

“That night, when she was trying to “get to know me,” she didn’t ask me how I met my husband.”

Time out. Didn’t LVP ask how they met? Eileen said they met on the soap and then brought up the fact that she’d been married three times. Am I misremembering things here? Andy, roll the tape. (Damn, if only that worked in real life.)

“She asked me “Is that when the affair started?” My instincts screamed, “This is not her trying to get to know me. She is not curious about my personal life!” That’s why I didn’t say something at the time; I was taken aback. I did not trust her or her motivations.”

Yeah, yeah, because LVP is the Alexis Carrington of Beverly Hills. Got it.

“I thought perhaps I was overreacting… I truly didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. But I found out soon enough, when instead of a sincere apology I got only fake laughs and dismissive words. …she said that it was okay to ask because we were “alone.” We weren’t alone. There were cameras everywhere… I remember thinking then that either she thinks I’m stupid, the audience is stupid, or both. That’s when I knew it was game on. She was trying to play me, like she tries to play everyone.”

Dear Eileen, this is called paranoia. Please visit your local mental health professional and get this shit sorted out. I’m worried about you.

“Kyle saying that Lisa V. didn’t mean it maliciously is a joke, especially considering the way Lisa V. has been malicious to Kyle for years. The tabloid that Brandi said Lisa V. “suggested” she pack in her bag in Puerto Rico saying Mauricio was cheating on Kyle comes to mind… Just because Kyle is okay with Lisa V. being malicious, doesn’t mean we all are. …I get why Kyle doesn’t want to suffer the wrath of Lisa V. and her followers…”

We’re not followers, sweetie, we’re fans of the show, and we see right through your thirsty attempts at relevancy.

Okay peeps, we have one more week to listen to Eileen whine about her unfair treatment at the hands of LVP. Are you over it already? Surely Bravo won’t have her back next season, right? Right?!

 

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