Kyle Richards and Sonja “Sexy J” Morgan were guests on Watch What Happens Live last night. I guess Kyle is very excited about the upcoming season of Game of Thrones because she dressed like our favorite crow, Jon Snow. Sonja’s interns manned the bar and Andy Cohen was giddy with delight that The Real Housewives of New York returns tonight.
What didn’t impress Andy was the Dubai mall in the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle admits there wasn’t anything in the mall that she couldn’t get in L.A. What about golf cart chauffeurs? Can you get them in L.A.? I think not!
Last night on the yacht, Kyle was torn between Lisa Rinna’s version of the Munchhausen facts and Lisa Vanderpump’s. Like the good people of Switzerland, Kyle tried to stay neutral. (And then she accused LVP of being a big British liar.) Kyle goes so far as to maintain that she stuck by LVP through it all. Ha!
“I didn’t just find out anything. This is something that happened months ago, and I dealt with it in the moment. When Lisa Rinna brought it up I said…it’s over. I don’t want to be brought into this….Lisa and I are in a good place and I want to stay there.”
RHONY is back tomorrow. In a sneak peek, we see Bethenny Frankel and Ramona Singer spilling the tea about Sonja’s drinking habits. Bethenny says that on a scale from one to ten, Sonja was recently at a twenty on the tipsy scale. And she was hitting on married men, too. (Not cool, Sonja!) Ramona claims she’s backed off of her friendship with Sonja because she doesn’t want people to think she and Sonja are twinsies. Ramona doesn’t drink too much or get too frisky.
Sonja sat in the clubhouse and rolled her eyes, honey. Those baby blues did a full three-sixty rotation.
“Well, I haven’t had any complaints about being too frisky. I have to say, that is the kettle calling…what’s that saying? I mean, that girl has an IV for her pinot from morning to night.”
In other news, Kyle whacked eight inches off her hair. It looked nice. The same, just shorter. But you know, nice.
So does Kyle think the ladies were “bullying” LVP?
“I think bullying is a strong word… However, they had an issue with Lisa, and they felt they had to discuss it and that’s what we do on the show. So I’m sure that Lisa felt like that, but I think they were just expressing their opinion. But I chose not to be a part of that.”
A caller wondered if it were true that Sonja used to date Luann de Lesseps’ fiancé?
“I love him. A lot. He’s a great guy…I want them to be happy, and I’m very excited about their upcoming nuptials.”
Andy pressed, “Did you date him?”
Sonja shrugged. “I thought everyone knew that. It was in all the news. When I was dating him, it wasn’t in the news because we were very discreet.”
Or he just didn’t want the general public to know he hit that. That’s my guess, but I’ve been wrong before. That one time.
We got a RHOBH sneak peek of next week’s finale. Rinna and Kim Richards try to sort things out. When Rinna said she wanted Kim to get better, Kim took it as a personal attack. Kyle admitted it was hard to keep a friendship with Rinna when she makes nasty comments about Kim. But how is Kyle’s friendship with LVP?
“Lisa and I are great which is why I didn’t want to rock the yacht in Dubai.”
Last night, Brandi Glanville reprised her role as The Inappropriate One and wore a shirt that read, “It’s not fun to be sober” around Kim. What’s Kyle’s take?
“I thought it was very insensitive. I wasn’t shocked by it because nothing she does shocks me, but I thought it was very insensitive.”
So how are Luann and Carole Radziwell? Still bitter enemies? Sonja gives us a hint.
“You’ll have to tune in. There’s a lot going on between the two of them and it doesn’t start out on a good foot.”
A caller asked Kyle why she thinks Rinna keeps bringing up the M-word and pointing the finger at LVP.
“I think she just talks too much. I think she likes to talk about other people’s lives and not her own.”
One thing to look forward to, besides never hearing the word “Munchhausen” again, on RHONY: Luann moves in with Sonja. Andy compared it to Grey Gardens and noted that Sonja and Luann were sitting around in their negligees and fur coats. I wonder which Housewife resembles Little Edie.
Kyle stated that she thought the root of the problem between LVP and Yolanda Hadid was “probably something to do with Mohamed and the relationships there.” Well no shit, Kyle. No. Shit.
The poll question asked us to take sides between LVP and the rest of the cast. LVP won at 79%.
So what did you think of last night’s show? Is LVP lying about setting Kyle up or are Rinna and Eileen Davidson cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?