Brandi Glanville Trashes #RHOBH Wives For Their “Deplorable” Treatment of Yolanda Foster
Brandi Glanville wants you to know she is just fine since getting her ass booted off The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
“Finishing book number three and hoping to hit the New York Times best-seller list yet again… my @PodcastOne show “Brandi Glanville Unfiltered.” My Sonoma County Chardonnay Unfiltered Blonde is killing it, winning prestigious awards left and right… have a successful t-shirt line and web-store… I’ve recently finished shooting the new E! show Famously Single… I am celebrating…a newly inked deal for a new show of my OWN…”
See people? Brandi has reality shows and Chardonnay and t-shirts. She’s doing just fine! In fact, she’s glad she’s brushed the Beverly Hills dust from her stacked heels because it was stressful and those women were horrible and she doesn’t need Lisa Vanderpump. Okay?!
“…for the past four and a half years these women and this show were a huge part of my life. I would be lying if I said part of me didn’t miss some of them a little bit, but at the same time I really needed a break from the drama.”
One might point out the fact that Brandi created most of that drama, but I digress.
“While watching the show, there have been moments where I have literally wanted to jump through my TV screen and wring a few necks. Thank God I wasn’t there or I might have landed myself in jail! Instead I just took it to twitter and got my aggressions out through social media.”
Must we remind Brandi that she’s in her forties and not fourteen, so…maybe having a Twitter meltdown isn’t the healthiest response?
“I was always aware of what was happening during shooting because of my close friendship with Yolanda and Kim but watching it unfold on national TV took my frustrations to a new level. Beverly Hills is a small town, and I run into some of these women more than I would like, but I’m always cordial…as to not act like, well…a child.”
There’s a first time for everything, am I right? Anyway, Brandi showed up last night to offer Yolanda Hadid some support.
“I was actually shocked when Yo told me about the Munchausen’s accusations. Yolanda has been fighting this illness for years… These women were just looking for an easy target and always need someone to pick on so that they don’t have to deal with their own sh–.”
Furthermore:
“The treatment of Yolanda this season has been deplorable, and these women should be ashamed of themselves. The only REAL friend to Yolanda in this group has been Erika, and I’m thankful she has been around.”
Ashamed of themselves for asking reasonable questions? I don’t think so. Yolanda could have easily shut down all the gossip by A) ignoring the rumors B) not bring it up constantly and C) having a sense of humor and grace about the whole thing instead of acting so angry and rigid about her invisible illness. But I guess that wouldn’t give her much of a storyline, now would it?
So were you happy to see Brandi reappear or is she like a dog turd stuck to the bottom of your shoe? Just when you think you’ve scraped it all off, it’s still there, hiding between the ridges of your soles, making a mess on your carpet.
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