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Erika Girardi Shades Lisa Rinna For Using A Strap-On With Harry Hamlin & “Shamelessly” Trying To Stay Relevant! #RHOBH

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the ladies — minus Lisa Rinna — attended Kyle Richards’ Soul Cycle charity event. Erika Girardi was into it, whipping her ponytail hard enough to give her a case of whiplash.

“It was nice to attend the SoulCycle charity event that Kyle and Mauricio hosted and to give back. This was my first time cycling, but clearly me and my ponytail were into it. It was a great way to stay fit and raise money for a good cause.”

Sorry. I’m with Lisa Vanderpump on this one. Write a check for twice the amount and get out of spin class. Those bikes are hell on one’s lady bits.

Next, the women headed to lunch and were met by a much calmer Yolanda Hadid than the one they encountered at Erika’s BBQ. But talk soon turned to the Munchhausen-Bipolar war of 2015, where lines were drawn in Malibu and ladies who lunch took sides. Skirmishes broke out at hair salons and plastic surgeon’s offices throughout Beverly Hills. There were no casualties in this war of words, but bad feelings remain to this day.

Now, Erika sets us straight.

“I would just like to say that no one has Munchausen and no one is bipolar. There’s really not much more to discuss…”

But that’s where she’s wrong. I have a feeling we’ll be discussing this for another two seasons. But Erika is bored with the rehash.

“Honestly, I’d rather be with Lisa Rinna on air with Jenny McCarthy…they were having a lot of fun. And a strap-on? Wow! Even “Erika Jayne” blushed. Who knew you were a top? Lisa Rinna admits to staying relevant shamelessly… I wonder if this motivates some of the crazier things she said. #BillsToPay”

Now we come to the part where Kathryn Edwards pinky-swore to be Erika’s new bestie forever and ever. That lasted a day and a half. At the first opportunity, Kathryn told everyone that Erika thought LVP was a big nasty spider who wanted to catch Kathryn in her web. Which wasn’t exactly what Erika said, but Kathryn either has a bad memory or likes to embellish.

“After watching this episode, I have the feeling that Kathryn had no intent to be my friend, and by the look on her face, I can tell she is very excited to tell everyone at the table about her visit.”

Erika stands by her “LVP is a sniper who doesn’t like to leave fingerprints” comment.

“What I said to Kathryn at my home about Lisa Vanderpump is how I felt and is based upon my in-person observations of her behavior. Let’s see if Lisa will take my opinion like the man that she claims to be. Something tells me she probably won’t.”

Erika isn’t feeling all warm and fuzzy toward Kathryn after this either.

“I am somewhat disappointed but not surprised by her behavior. I do wonder why someone would come to another person’s home, tell them they want to be a genuine friend, and then act in a disloyal and untrustworthy way. Maybe she needed something to talk about and to try to ingratiate herself with Lisa Vanderpump.”

Question: does Erika’s hatred for LVP stem from her friendship with Yolanda—as in, Erika can’t like LVP because Yolanda doesn’t like LVP? Or did LVP do something really awful to Erika, like steal her dog and keep him as part of her menagerie? Because this animosity toward Vanderfabulous seems odd to me.

 

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