Yolanda Foster’s Most Jaw Dropping Lyme Disease Contradictions Revealed!

Yolanda Foster has been navigating her “journey” with Lyme disease has been full of twists and turns, a rollercoaster ride of quirky contradictions. Take a look at this list of Yolanda’s greatest paradoxical hits.

Yolanda claimed that she lost the ability to read or write, but whipped out sentences like “Lyme Neuroborreliosis is a spirochete infection in the brain that can leave one with severe brain impairment and neurological issues,” in the January 2015 blog where we first read her sad announcement of diseased illiteracy. She claims to write her own blogs, and certainly managed to regularly caption her Instagram sickie-pics, like a pro. Yolanda later boasted a fearless reality due to “100 books later,” and noted being “immersed in world-wide research,” in December of 2015. Quite a feat for someone who can’t read or write.

Yolanda claims to be crusading for awareness, but if her co-stars didn’t show blind trust, she wanted them quiet. Yolanda dragged her children’s health into the televised dialogue, but then demanded all discussion about her kids off-limits.

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She also reveals uppity hypocrisy when she preaches against gossipy reality antics. 

❤️Old news and 100% incorrect, please spread love not untrue trash talk-thank you very much https://t.co/C6w0V5ofOO

— YOLANDA (@YolandaHadid) February 10, 2016

Yolanda wrote in her Bravo blog,

“I shared my concerns about my children’s health with Kyle on two separate occasions with plenty of opportunity for her to ask questions. She chose to bring it up once again at her barbecue just to stir the pot without any consciousness or consideration about the fact that it was my children she was talking about.”

I believe it was Yolanda who snarked towards Kyle, “where there’s smoke, there’s fire,” in reference to past season cheating rumors swirling around Mauricio Umansky. She also banded with Brandi Glanville to spread rumors about Lisa Vanderpump, in a failed Season 4 overthrow attempt. Have a seat Yo.    

Yolanda and Bravo joined together to manipulate the viewers early this  season. Eileen and Lisa visited her sick room—right after Yolanda was seen abruptly shifting into a more pitiful position. Yolanda looked like naughty schoolgirl, playing possum to dodge an exam. Her medicine closet was offered, to get tongues wagging. Yolanda should blame Bravo for selling out her bogus story of “awareness.” 

Yolanda warned her fans of the toxic horrors of leaky implants NOT when she had them removed, in the spring of 2015, but when the show aired her surgery, six months later. It was all about show-biz, plus she was free to slap her bloody balloon on her Instagram page, to shock and awe her followers. 

Yolanda’s Instagram page is unnerving, though predictable. Her pattern is well established, with glamour pics of her daughters, throwback model shots mixed with mommy memories, and sickie/treatment pics, darkening her feed. She has been criticized for manipulating via social media, and no photo shows it better than one she posted of her son Anwar carrying his feeble mommy, due to her supposed Lyme weakness. Anwar posted the real story, inadvertently busting his mom for manipulating her followers.    

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Yolanda preached against all hair dye and nail polish, as she was recovering from birthing her bloody implant, surgery that was nauseatingly highlighted on the show.

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Recent photos reveal that such conviction is out the window.

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The big kahuna, of course, is Yolanda’s cryptic battle with Lyme disease, which obviously drives her in every area. She ricochets between deathly ill and rosy-cheeked, and wraps her obvious hunger for attention in a banner that spells “awareness.” Endless conflicting details color Yolanda’s “journey” confusing, adding to the indignant disgust that greets anyone who dares to question her condition. 

What have I forgotten? Spill your Yolanda nuggets in the comments! 

 

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