Lisa Vanderpump Feels Erika “Exacerbated” An Already “Contentious” Situation
There are many things you can say about Lisa Vanderpump, but you have to admit, she’s a good sport. Last night on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, LVP daringly braved the cryogenic tube and froze her lady bits in an effort to bond with Yolanda.
“So off we trot to cryotherapy to meet Yolanda. Of course it was an incredibly strange experience, but the invitation had been extended, and I accepted, albeit reluctantly, but I wanted to connect with her and feel we were supporting her in her quest for well being.”
A good, frozen time was had by all. Until they thawed out at lunch and Yolanda whipped out the medical records of her children, Bella and Anwar. Then that beet salad Lisa was eating wilted on the spot.
“Lunch was ordered and medical records were served. They were placed in front of me with an accusation that was unjust…I had no idea how Yolanda had reached this conclusion that I would speculate about Bella and Anwar‘s constitution.”
Lisa isn’t completely free of wrong doing here. She did intimate that the kids didn’t have Lyme, but she did try to shut it down. It was Kyle Richards who kept squawking, “What? What do you mean?” over and over.
“At the barbecue, I was asked questions about my perspective, having known the family for years. My understanding was they were healthy until Yolanda informed me otherwise. What else was I supposed to do? Lie? Say I knew nothing? I tried to shut it down, reticent to indulge in a conversation that was really none of my business. Furthermore there was no point in implicating Kyle by stating she questioned me. What was the point? I would deal with this alone.”
Lisa defends herself by pointing out that Yolanda was the one who kept bringing up her kids’ health.
“I would never bring somebody’s children (especially their health) into this very public forum, but Yolanda did…twice…of her OWN volition. She announced that they we were infected with Lyme disease, volunteered the information, first when we had drinks and were introduced to Erika. The second time was with Kyle in the park. Now the first time, initially, I believed was inadvertent. It was just prior to her surgery and she was emotional, she had been talking about her will and survival, and I believed, as sometimes happens, as moments are often captured, you only realize later, often with regret.”
Lisa admits to wondering about Yolanda’s strange Instagram posts, depicting herself as sick one day and healthy the next.
“There had been an inordinate amount of chatter to which I was aware, many opinions over the last couple of years, about the plethora of daily photographs that Yolanda had posted. I never wanted to indulge, but honestly I had sometimes been drawn in, mystified and commented, maybe a few times, but as my loyalty lay with Mohamed and whenever this subject was raised, between Mohamed and me, it was with the utmost respect.”
Lisa doesn’t take kindly to Erika’s fanning the flames of gossip.
“It would have been easier for Erika to have admitted her doing but understandably the after party was probably not the place. I don’t know why Erika is so judgmental of us all. She would be an easy target as the newbie, but we have welcomed her into this group with open arms, and no, I am not some narrow-minded BH old lady as I have created some of the most innovative gay venues in London, but one more insult as we proceed onwards to join the others.”
So I pose this question: was Lisa at fault for bringing up her doubts or are the kids fair game when Yolanda is the one who brought dragged their health issues into the limelight?
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