Tonight on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen got goofy excited over guest, Khloe Kardashian. She claimed that no topics were off limits, which is one of the reasons why Khloe is Andy’s favorite Kardashian.
First, we saw a clip of the newest franchise, The Real Housewives of Potomac, where the words “Potomac” and “etiquette” were used repeatedly. Ladies, need I remind you of Countess LuAnn? Be wary of lecturing others on social graces, or you too might wind up with a badly auto-tuned dance song that will haunt you forever.
We got Khloe’s take on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The Cynthia vs. Porsha booze cruise smackdown is all on Cynthia. And after witnessing Peter’s video, Khloe replied: “Uck, gross, bad.”
So say we all, Khloe. As for Porsha’s bad attitude with sister, Lauren and her pregnancy:
“…it’s tough b/c it’s her sister…but it’s still her assistant. So I get both sides.”
Phaedra owing Todd money: “Pay and let’s be done.”
Kenya’s mother refusing to answer the door:
“I think it’s sad, because she keeps hurting herself over and over again.”
Andy then asked about any surgical procedures Khloe or her famous family might have had. A big yes to fillers, Botox, lip injections, laser lip plumping, face lifts, and hair transplants. So far no one has had labiaplasty, but there’s been talk.
Next, Khole teaches Andy how to wear a waist trainer. Khloe looked fabulous in her catsuit. Andy, not so much.
A caller asked about ex-husband, Lamar’s, cheating and if she feared her new boyfriend, James Harden, would succumb to the same temptations.
“I don’t understand [why Lamar cheated]… I feel like, you know, people are going to do what they’re going to do. You can’t live your life in fear. I just don’t believe in that.”
Another caller asked how Kim will explain her sex tape to her kids?
“Good question, but I don’t know. That’s what moms and dads do.”
Does Khloe have a sex tape of her own?
“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband, but not like talking to camera [sic].”
Speaking of Lamar, was Khloe shocked that he was found in a brothel, doing drugs?
“I didn’t know that particular situation was going to happen, but I always feared that the end result was going to happen. That was obviously the reason why I left the marriage. I never imagined it would be at a brothel… I just knew I had to get to his side…he’s a great person, his demons are overshadowing what a great heart he has… He could not be there alone and I felt I had to be that person.”
So how is Lamar now?
“He’s actually doing really well. He’s out of the hospital. He’s walking and talking. It’s literally a miracle. This person was in a coma. I was told he had four hours to live. He could not speak or walk up until three weeks ago… Doctors are astonished how quickly he’s advancing…He’s fighting for his life. I really pray this is a wakeup call for him.”
A caller wanted to know if it ever annoyed Khloe that she had to find words that start w/ the letter K in order to maintain the brand? She laughed. “That’s amazing. We know cocktails is spelled with a C…we’re getting a little old for the KK thing.”
On that note, did Caitlyn throw shade the Kardashian clan by spelling her name with a C instead of a K?
“This has been the name that [she had] since she was four or six…in her mind. What he called herself…way before we existed.”
What do Mason, Penelope, North and the kids call Caitlyn now?
“Caitlyn. But Mason knows we’ll sometimes call her Grandpa, like Grandpa Bruce… We keep trying to teach him out of respect…in time, he’ll learn.”
Next, Khloe plays Plead the 5th:
Marry, shag, and kill with Scott, Kanye, and Tyga? “Marry Kanye. Shag Scott. Kill Tyga. There’s no reason why.”
Which sister has Justin Bieber been with? Kendall, Kylie, Kourtney or all of the above? “None. It would be amazing if it was all of the above.”
People talk trash about the family. Andy asked her to name one person who is currently on the Kardashian black list?
“It’s so funny…we hear shit all the time about us, it’s kind of like water off a duck’s back. We don’t really pay it attention. I don’t know that if there is someone…”
Andy asked if she was angry about Rebel Wilson saying their fame was all due to Kim’s sex tape rather than hard work. Khloe resonded:
“…she did send my sisters flowers… I don’t know why she even said that. But I also think people say things to get in the press. The Amy Schumer thing bothered me a little more because it was a personal statement toward me…”
The next caller asked about Rob and whether he blames the famiily for his health problems?
“I don’t think he blames any of us. We talk about stuff all the time. I think Rob hit a dark place, more so dealing w/ my dad’s death… He had no direction. He started dealing with my father’s passing…issues that he had to deal with from the start and he didn’t. People need accountability for their own problems…he was very happy doing the show for many years…”
So who is your favorite Kardashian? Or do you have one?