Eileen Davidson Is Surprised Lisa Vanderpump Was So Upset By The Room Switch-Up

Eileen Davidson, the most sensible Housewife in history, has let me down. I expected a soap opera diva to bring a little drama, a little glamour, a little pizzazz to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But Eileen seems so normal she comes off as…dare I say bland?

This week was no exception. Her husband, pro gambler, Vince Van Patten, watched her pack and griped about the price of dresses, and then gave her a hard time about how many shoes she planned to take on her trip to the Hamptons.

“Having Vincent help me pack clothes with the price tags on? AMATEUR move! Lisa R. texted me when she saw this episode, “What were you thinking? You have to cut those suckers off!” I’ve now learned: Always destroy the evidence. I won’t make the same mistake again.”

She was wowed by watching Lisa Rinna perform her hustle at the QVC headquarters and rub elbows with famous designers.

“It’s great to see Lisa R. in her element at QVC. Just casually hanging out in her selling bubble with Isaac Mizrahi, no big deal…not. We could all learn something from her hustle. And she seems she has the Midas Touch when it comes to selling to her customer, “Shirley.”

She admires the fact that Erika Jayne, owner of one too many rhinestone encrusted catsuits, raised her son to be a responsible adult.

“I think it is wonderful that Erika’s son is a police officer. It’s such a challenging and dangerous job. It says a lot about how she raised him that he chose that field. It was really interesting to see that the relationship their family has with the police chief doesn’t help her son out at all.”

And Eileen’s a concerned friend when it comes to worrying about Yolanda Foster’s surgery.

“I’m biting my nails thinking of Yolanda going into surgery. The procedure sounds scary enough, but nothing could compare to seeing that implant come out of her body. I cringed when her doctor said there was silicone webbed into her breast tissue. Double cringed when she explained the silicone leakage had traveled up to Yolanda’s clavicle. The whole thing was horrific.”

Basically Eileen is Sarah, the woman whose cubicle sits across the room. You know Sarah—we all know Sarah. She makes the best cheesecake every year at the Christmas party and likes to go to Vegas with her husband twice a year. Who doesn’t like Sarah?! Except this show is supposed to give us an exciting peek into the lives of famous, rich women. Every time Eileen fills my screen I feel the need to get up and go do the dishes. Pick up the pace, Davidson!

Once she reached the Hamptons, Eileen hopped on the Kyle Richards bandwagon and left the motel as fast as she could shove her many shoes back in her suitcase. She was hungry!

“Not only was there no room service, the one restaurant available didn’t even open until 1 PM. No food before 1 PM. is not OK. There wasn’t even a Jack-in-the-Box close by.”

And she didn’t like loud music assailing her so early in the morning. (Don’t blame her there.)

“I figured out a new life motto: No bass music before 9 AM. The hotel we were supposed to stay in was lovely, except for the fact that our rooms were right off the pool. The pool where the club tracks started playing promptly at 9 AM!”

But Lisa Vanderpump felt betrayed by the ladies need to bail before she, Gigi, and Ken arrived.

“Despite being exhausted from traveling, work, and not sleeping, the three of us got all dressed up and went to the white party to support Lisa V.’s cover of Bella Magazine. I didn’t think moving would be a problem. I agree with Lisa R.–it shouldn’t matter where we are sleeping, we showed up! I guess I was wrong.”

When the subject of our favorite troubled child star’s most recent arrest for shoplifting came up, things got awkward. (Can I just take a minute to point out that Kyle herself brought up her sister, Kim’s, situation—of her own free will? Then she got her muumuu in a knot because the ladies wanted to talk about it. You can’t have it both ways, Kyle. If you don’t want to talk about it, don’t mention it in the first place.)

“…Kim gets brought up again. Like Kyle said, there’s definitely more to the story. It’s hard not to want to get to the bottom of it. But Kyle has said so many times that she wants to keep her family stuff private, and I will hold my curiosity to honor that.”

Sorry. Kyle has made her family business a part of our lives for the last five years, and now she doesn’t want to talk about it? Too damn bad.

What’s your take? Is Kyle being ridiculous? Is Eileen as boring as I think she is? And did LVP have the right to be offended that the ladies left?

 

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