Lisa Rinna Talks My Little Ponies & Newest Housewife, Erika Jayne! #RHOBH
Lisa Rinna is in her sophomore season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So far, she’s tried to rein in two teenage daughters, chased chickens in Ohio with Lisa Vanderpump, and has wrung her hands over Yolanda Foster’s health.
“I love the time I spend with my girls. …The sassiness coming from Delilah Belle as she tells me her curfew is now 11:10. …Was that a Harry Hamlin thing? Was it Delilah Belle? Was it me? I want to know who came up with this 11:10 curfew for her, because it’s just weird.”
Jetting with LVP to look at a miniature horse named Rosebud, Lisa had the time of her life.
“What a ball Lisa V. and I had together traveling, though! It was ridiculous, it was fun, and I had a blast! Private jets, thunderstorms, tornado warnings, and cowboy hats really made for a fun adventure with her.”
But Rosebud was not destined to become a member of the Vanderpump clan.
“Sweet, little tutu’d Rosebud. …We traveled halfway across the country for this gift for Ken! What a disappointment to discover the health issue with her leg. …Life in Beverly Hills with Jiggy, Hanky, Panky, and the rest of the Pump pets would have also been a really fabulous life for Rosebud, but for her health, staying in Ohio was probably best.”
Next up, Lisa had lunch with Eileen Davidson and Kyle Richards. Discussion naturally turned to Yolanda’s health.
“It’s to the point now where Yolanda is SO sick and SO desperate to feel better, that it’s become a topic we all feel compelled to talk about in hopes of shedding some light on the situation.”
And what does Lisa think of the newest Housewife, Erika Jayne?
“I really like Erika very much. She speaks her mind, she knows and is proud of who she is and what she’s done, and rightfully so! I had no idea she was so successful in the club scene. Eight #1 singles is quite an accomplishment!”
Ken’s birthday party capped off the episode. Lisa showed up toting a horse on a stick in lieu of Rosebud. The ladies wore fab hats, courtesy of LVP, and wound up in the pool.
“There were a few moments of fear when Ken was pushed into the pool, considering he had hip replacement surgery weeks before… Seeing Kyle go floating by on her back, Lisa’s see-through dress, and Eileen freaking out about Ken’s expensive shoes being ruined in the pool was all too much for me. I was literally crying with laughter, and I hope you were too…”
Unfortunately, Lisa doesn’t discuss her conversation with Taylor Armstrong, who questioned just how sick Yolanda really was. Nor did she get into the lunch with Kyle, where they talked about Kim Richards “fleeing” rehab. Note to Lisa: these are the things I want to know!!!
So did you enjoy Lisa’s jaunt to the farm? I loved that she was plucky enough to catch a chicken—pun intended.
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