Heather Dubrow Dishes on Season 10 of Real Housewives of Orange County

Well, if you were expecting lots of tea from Heather Dubrow on what went down this season on The Real Housewives of Orange County, you’ll be sadly disappointed in her Bravo blog this week. Seems Miss Fancy Pants is leaving all the juicy gossip for her new podcast.

“The first episode has guests Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador and we leave NOTHING on the table!”

But she does drop a few hints for those of us who refuse to listen to Heather talk about her airport-sized mansion or plug one of her many side projects.

“Wow! What an incredible season! There have been so many twists and turns and changes in relationships.”

Yeah, no kidding. Heather and the other ladies are closing the circle, leaving Vicki Gunvalson on the outs. 

“I actually feel like they are not frivolous, but a quantum shift in friendships to what they actually should BE, versus what they were.”

I don’t know about you, but when I see Heather use words like “quantum shift” my eyes start to twitch. Stick with what you know, girl—luggage rooms and closets bigger than my entire house.

So does Heather think Vicki can wiggle her way back into the inner circle?

“I am interested to see how things develop in the “off season” because I think, like a lot of you, there are a lot of relationships that have the potential to be irreparable.”

I guess that’s a no. But stranger things have happened. I never thought Shannon and Heather would be chummy, but it seems they’ve kissed and made up.

Then Heather leaves us with a final plug, because she apparently can’t help herself.

“There’s more to discuss on what wasn’t shown on the reunion! Not satisfied? Listen to my new show HeatherDubrowsWorld!”

I can only assume she means we’re going to hear more about Shannon’s patched up marriage and her love of colonics. Um, no thank you. I’m good.

What about you, kittens? Will you tune in to Heather’s new podcast?

 

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