Meghan Edmonds Says Vicki Gunvalson is Blinded by Her Relationship With Brooks

Oh, Meghan Edmonds. Now that The Real Housewives of Orange County has wrapped, how I will miss your headbands and your nonsensical blog rants. But we have one more gem to savor this season, and I, for one, will not take it for granted. So let’s try to decipher her blog together…for old times’ sake.

Meghan is a little sad the season has ended.

“Part of me is going to miss watching with you every week, but the other part of me is definitely sighing a huge sigh of relief. I have SO many thoughts on this episode.”

Oh, do tell!

“It was kind of interesting that Vicki did her best to avoid the girls and me all night. I tried to include her and thought I was being really nice, but she made things awkward and got nervous and ran away.”

Well, that web of lies Vicki has spun all season finally tripped her up. And to think, Meghan was the mastermind behind Vicki’s demise. I know, I can’t quite believe it either.

Though Meghan and Shannon didn’t always get along, they now have a common enemy in Vicki. Meghan is defending Shannon as though they were old friends.

“Vicki has some nerve to be so offended by Shannon. Vicki didn’t seem to care that her brother and Rhonda ganged up on Shannon about her marriage, yet Vicki claims Shannon is being the bad friend? How and why did Shannon’s marriage even get involved in this?! Why does Vicki think Shannon got what she deserved? What is she even talking about?”

Um…she’s saying Shannon deserved to get cheated on, Meghan. Because Vicki is a bad, bad person. But that’s not the only thing that’s befuddling Meghan.

“There are just so many confusing, unanswered questions. And how ironic that Vicki asked Rhonda how Shannon’s marriage got involved in this, when I’m still wondering the same thing – how did MY marriage get involved when I was asking Vicki about Brooks at the sex party? Pot meet kettle.”

I’m still not sure she knows the meaning of ironic.

Lastly, Meghan is dismayed when Vicki compares herself to Jesus. Okay, I’m actually with her on this one. But this sentence is almost incomprehensible.

“She’s going to go as far as comparing herself to Jesus, yet she’s the one sharing a bed with a partner who is supposedly going through cancer treatments, and we all know that she knows what has been going on this whole time.”

Oh, Meghan. I really am going to miss these little nuggets of wisdom.

So do you hope Meghan and her sparkly headbands return next season? Perhaps Bravo could give her a spinoff show, one where she works for a private investigator. She seems to have a talent for digging up dirt.

 

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