Heather Dubrow Dishes on Her New Show “Botched: Post Op” on E!

This week on The Real Hawkers Housewives of Orange County, we got to see (read: were forced to endure) Heather and Terry Dubrow selling their skincare wares on Evine. Her blog this week reads like an extended commercial for her products.

Dear God.

“Filming for a shopping channel is crazy though because there are no commercial breaks! Some of our shows that weekend were three hours long! Terry had never done live TV…”

I’m not trying to diminish Terry’s nervousness, but he’s been on TV for years. I’m sure the learning curve couldn’t be that steep. It’s a camera. Look into it and bore us for hours about Consult Beaute (the dumbest name for a skin care line ever).

“As far as my “man up” speech vs. my “baby him” technique…I went the former this time and it worked!”

Correct me if I’m wrong, gentle reader, but doesn’t Heather always go straight into ball busting mode every time they have conflict. Must I remind you of The Great Onion Ring Debacle where the only food Terry requested were onion rings, and Heather shot him down quicker than when he asks for sex on a week night?

“Thank you Meghan for getting all the girls together to watch us on EVINE, SO appreciate it! Tamra calling in as “Cinnamon” was really funny and I was touched by the support of my “sisters.”

Was she also touched about Tamra calling FAKE on Terry’s pumpkin orange spray tan?

“(Just for the record, Terry didn’t have a spray tan, the makeup artist turned him orange!!!)”

Uh huh.

Next, Heather thanks a litany of people for her debut on a shopping channel as if she were accepting the Oscar. But she had some cheesy touching things to say to her tanorexic hubby.

“I also want to thank my incredible husband for the sweet words he said to me after the EVINE show. Terry, I love you so much. We are partners forever. Not perfect, but perfect together.”

And in case you haven’t had enough of the Dubrows—I kid—you can catch a new season of Botched. But wait! If you order now, you get a special Dubrow package. Two Dubrows for the price of one. Think of the savings. Heather now has her own gig on E!

“Then our NEW SHOW BOTCHED: POST OP will premiere on Tuesday, October 13th at 10pm on E! right after an all new BOTCHED! It’s a really cool talk show that I’m hosting where we go behind the scenes and talk to Terry, Paul, patients, super fans, and all things BOTCHED.”

Dear God.

At least in Botched: Post Op, we won’t have to hear about how grueling it is to decorate a house that rivals an international airport. So, are you in? Will you be sitting at home, applying Consult Beaute while watching Heather’s new show?

 

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