Photo FLOP: Kim Zolciak Poses Flat Chested After Claiming Mini-Stroke
Don’t Be Tardy star, Kim Zolciak-Biermann, has been revealed as the stand-out flop of this season’s installment of Dancing With the Stars. The judges have been far too kind with their comments, although have low-scored her mannequin-chic performances. Somehow she has managed to hang on through three stumbling displays, and remains in the competition. It appears that being clamped inside iron compression shorts is wearing on Kim, because she goofed big on a photo posted on her Instagram account today.
The former star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reported that she had suffered a mini-stroke, known as a transient ischemic attack, Wednesday night. There is one problem with this photo….or maybe two BIG ONES.
https://instagram.com/p/8Av94xt3sQ/?taken-by=kimzolciakbiermann
I absolutely love that we can credit one of our astute posters with the sharp observation that Kim has miraculously become flat-chested, during her harrowing ordeal. How wonderfully appropriate is it, that we can all virtually high-five to a loyal All About the Tea poster, Chacha for this one! Kim needs to cha-cha-cha into damage-control mode, to explain this hilarious oversight. It is certainly poetic to see someone who lives for morphing their body one way, get nailed for forgetting about her two most flaunted mirror ball trophies.
https://instagram.com/p/7ojfxGt3iV/?taken-by=kimzolciakbiermann
Is faking an injury just too labor intensive for this busy mom of six? I hope Kim is healthy, but will permanently hang up her dancing shoes. What do you think is going on here?
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