Heather Dubrow Dishes on Brooks Ayers’ Cancer: ” There is a Lot More To This and It Will Come Out”

‘Real Housewives’ and their product placements go together like Botox and fillers. Now it’s Fancypants’ turn. Yes, Heather Dubrow and her Botched hubby from The Real Housewives of Orange County are hawking their new skincare line, stupidly called Consult Beaute.

“Ok, I know, I know…I haven’t been blogging! It’s been so crazy getting the kids back to school and Terry and I have been busy with our skin care line and some other projects.”

What other projects you ask? Oh, silly billy, you don’t need to ask. Heather will tell us all about it. Whether we want to hear it or not.

“Building this house is a full-time job, on top of taking care of four kids, the skin care line, TV shows we are doing, my new show on PODCAST ONE (coming in November), and writing our book.”

What, I ask you, will Heather talk about on her podcast? The difficulties of cleaning 14 bathrooms?

Because Heather is soooo busy, she snapped on Terry at dinner. She is designing this house on her own, people. Her own!

“Terry has absolutely nothing to do with [sic] house, except it seems to criticize. I told him I would build the house when he asked me to, with the understanding that he can’t complain. If you want me to do it alone fine, but you can’t come in and start picking it apart. That’s why I got annoyed.”

What a dick. Am I right? I mean, the man has two TV shows and a real medical practice, yet he’s never there to pick out tile. The nerve!

Anyway, Heather wants you to know she did not want to get tangled up in the Brooks/cancer debate.

“What I can say is that I didn’t want to be involved in Brooks’ health issues, real or not. However, it was Brooks himself that pulled me into it! You will have to wait and find out how that happened.”

“Real or not.” Fancypants is throwing shade this week!

At the Aries party, Heather had to tell Vicki about her true feelings regarding Brooks’ health. Because that’s what friends who suspect friends of lying about cancer do.

“The Aries Party…I felt obligated to pull Vicki aside and discuss my feelings about what was going on with Brooks. There is a lot more to this part of the story and it will come out, so you will have to stay tuned to watch this unfold.”

To wrap things up, Heather leaves us with that teaser and a few words of wisdom:

“As a side note, cellulite treatments do not work. Only squats work. Bummer, but true.”

Maybe these are the little nuggets she’ll be dispensing on her podcast.

So, are you going to rush out and buy Consult Beaute? As opposed to Gretchen Christine Beaute? (Are we supposed to believe Heather’s use of Beaute is a mere coincidence? Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I refuse to believe that stupid name was an accident.)

 

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