Tamra Judge Dishes on Vicki and Briana’s Argument: “Vicki Seemed to Get Mad for No Reason”

After a rather tame week (and by that I mean no knock-down-drag-outs), we get Tamra Judge’s take on what went down with The Real Housewives of Orange County.

Let’s jump right into it, starting with last week’s sex party (and by that, I mean skanky dress up/leach fest). If we completely ignore Vicki and Meghan screeching at each other, it was a roaring success!

“When we thought about making a YouTube channel for CUT Fitness we thought about doing an intro video that would get everyone’s attention. I think we did just that with our fake sex tape, so far over 10 million people have viewed it on YouTube.”

All right, which ten million of you have been watching? A show of hands, please. I admitted to downloading Tardy for the Party the other day, so you can admit to watching Tamra and Eddie’s faux sex tape.

And speaking of sex tapes, Tamra talks about her session with “Pasture” Mike.

“I felt like a big hypocrite going to see him the day after our YouTube launch party. Like he was going to judge me or tell me that I’m not good enough to get baptized. But he did just the opposite.”

If you all think I’m going to judge Tamra about her recent conversion, you’re wrong. There are so many other things to judge her about, I’ll never get around to it. Seriously though, I wish she were a little more contrite toward former Housewife, Alexis Bellino. It’s the hypocrisy that bothers me. The Jesus Jugs comment was over the top, in my opinion. She owes Alexis a sincere apology.

“I started to get this overwhelming feeling that God was talking to me. I can’t explain it, but if you’ve gone thought [sic] it you know exactly what I am talking about. I had never been baptized as a kid and knew it was something that I wanted to do.”

I don’t want to speak for God, but he’s probably telling you to apologize, Tamra.

Okay, so what about that money Tamra gave Ryan? I don’t know about you, but my hubs would know immediately if thousands of dollars went missing from our account.

“I just wanted my new granddaughter close to me and I didn’t want anything to stand in the way…Honestly, I am just used to making my own decisions.”

Is Simon a distant memory? He seemed pretty controlling to me. And as for enabling Ryan, I think Eddie has a point.

“I understand what Eddie is saying about enabling and I agree I have been known to do that with all my kids…It’s not like Ryan wasn’t working, in fact he found a job in Orange County before he moved back.”

We’ve seen this play out over several seasons and a couple of marriages. Time to let Ryan be a man. But Tamra equates Vicki giving Briana a car with helping Ryan and his new big family move back to the OC.

“I guess I am not the only Mommy that likes her kids to have nice things. Wow, three different SUV’s to choose from!”

I’m going to state for the record (and by that, I mean I’ll totally deny it if pressed later) that I like Briana. Her husband, not so much. But she’s always worked hard and now she has two jobs, two babies, and her husband just had back surgery. That girl needs a solid ride. Ryan can get two or three jobs and live outside Orange County.

All right, fess up. You watched her fake sex tape, didn’t you?! And did Tamra do the right thing by helping Ryan?

 

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