#RHOC Open Letter to Vicki Gunvalson: Meghan Edmonds Needs Your Help!
As Real Housewives of Orange County stars, Vicki Gunvalson and Meghan Edmonds, continue to slug it out on our TV screens, fans are divided over how much compassionate concern is just too much.
Meghan empathetically desires restored health for Vicki’s true love, and Vicki wants the newbie to back off, and butt out of her beeswax. One of our astute and faithful posters (thank you Bad Barbie) came up with a genius idea for Vicki to turn the tables on the pushy trophy wife, and that notion is the inspiration for the following letter.
I hope I did you proud, Bad Barbie! The recipient is our pal Vicki, and I am hoping that she feels as inspired as I did. Does anyone know the OG of the OC’s street address? Whoop It Up Drive, perhaps?
Dear Vicki,
I know that this season has been a challenging one. After all, a sick boyfriend, a disagreeable daughter, and a serious illness would put a damper on anyone’s woo-hooer! I am a faithful viewer who has been watching Meghan Edmonds grace your frightening life circumstances with her Googled therapeutical wisdom, and I do believe that she is coming from a place of true caring. I want to encourage you to return the love, and generously give the rookie a gift of your illustrious, professional expertise. I think that it would be appropriately reciprocative of you to offer a consultation, and full assessment of Meghan’s financial standing, apart from her wealthy husband. A thorough go-over of her insurance coverage, as well as the fiscal terms of her prenuptial agreement, would surely be embraced by a maturely teachable mindset, considering the chilly space we have seen her share with her “soul-knowing” husband. After all, you have “researched” the subject, and discovered that third marriages fail over 70% of the time. Your good friend Shannon informed you that now that Meghan lives in the OC, the dire figure actually hovers somewhere around 110%. You don’t want to see Meghan cast aside and broke, do you? Oh and by the way, do not, under any circumstance, take no for an answer, or shut up about it, no matter how loud or how often she begs for peace. Meghan NEEDS you Vicki!
Please share about your personal struggles with nasty divorces, and the real-life trauma of a harshly depleted designer wallet. Your empathetic and loving concern for Meghan and her financial well-being will fuel your selfless counseling. You have been where Meghan is likely to land, and I know that your pure and caring heart bleeds for her probable future plight. You are a righteous financial soldier for good, and that should compel you to extend your unique insight to this uninformed and misguided, youthful soul. Just try and choke back your tears of empathy, so your compassionate emotion doesn’t muddle your guidance. Convince her that you only want her to succeed, in the face of tragedy.
Remember what your “spiritual adviser” said…that the marriage of one of your “friends” appears unclear….he just didn’t “see” past 2 years. The spiritist said it, not you, but it is your duty to endlessly point out that a certain lanky lady is headed for a romantic fall. There is just no evidence that supports the likelihood of staying hitched to a perpetually roaming, all-star player, and marital doomsday statistics don’t lie. You owe it to Meghan to warn her over and over and over, simply because you care. The sisterhood of dumped stepmothers cares. Justice cares.
Thanks for listening to my plea, Vicki.
XO and WOO HOO!
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