We begin tonight’s “Married to Medicine” episode with Dr. Jackie ambushing Dr. Simone’s house to throw out the unhealthy food, still on her quest to make everyone as skinny as she is. Jackie finds an entire drawer of candy. Simone doesn’t care about the candy, she has her own diet plan: Diet Coke with vodka. Sounds reasonable to me. The women discuss the altercation between Quad and Lisa Nicole. Dr. Jackie isn’t going to pick a side. She believes in co-existence.
Heavenly and Toya drop by Lisa Nicole’s house to get the scoop on what went down. Still in her pajamas, Lisa Nicole sadly explains her side of the story over wine. When Lisa Nicole mentions the part about the prior assault charge against her due to an “intense fight” with Darren, Toya and Heavenly’s mouths drop open. They are enjoying this a little too much.
Over at Quad’s house, we see her for the first time post-slapdown. The hospital apparently didn’t have any small or medium sized bandages on hand and used the largest one they had. It covers half of her face. Quad is telling her husband, Gregory, about the comment Lisa Nicole made about being in a lesbian relationship with Mariah and how calm she was. Quad fails to mention to Gregory that she brought up a possible illegitimate child of Darren’s, which was when the gloves came off.
Back over at Lisa Nicole’s, Toya and Heavenly are shocked to learn about a possible illegitimate child of Darren’s, and that a simple background check can provide this kind of complex information. Lisa Nicole then explains that she threw water in Quad’s face simply to cool her off and had no choice but to call Quad a hood-rat b*tch. Heavenly begins praying for Jesus’ help.
We return to Quad, who is getting schooled by Gregory. He is concerned for his reputation, (he should be) and wants his wife to stop embarrassing him (good luck with that one). Quad explains that when you throw water in her face, you might as well be spitting. Gregory says to fix it, but Quad says she’s just going to take time away from the group.
It’s ‘mommy juice’ time at Toya’s so her BFF, Jill, stops by. After Toya shares the solution to her kids noticing how much wine she consumes daily, she will now place the “juice” in a mason jar because kids will never pick up on that (major eye roll). Ebony and Ivory decide to plan a special night out for the girls to cheer them up, something different than a restaurant, something more exciting. A strip club! Why nothing makes a woman who is down-in-the-dumps feel better than a the strip club. It’s like a B-12 shot to the self-esteem. You can say, “My life doesn’t suck as much as these hoe’s” and instantly feel better.
They call Lisa and pitch the idea to her. Not a good sign when Lisa says she doesn’t to be pressured to drink. It’s kind of mandatory to get through a night at a strip club. Lisa thinks strip clubs are demeaning to women. Toya promises to keep it upscale.
At her office, Lisa Nicole is determined to find the mole. Let’s face it, the kind of information Quad had was from someone on the inside. Someone on Lisa Nicole’s team. I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if Darren leaked it on purpose to sabotage their marriage. Lisa Nicole accuses everyone in the conference room, but no one fesses up. She vows to uncover the mole.
Dr. Jackie, once again, is too busy being a real doctor than to participate and go to the strip club.
Toya arrives at Jill’s house and finds an old bus, painted black, in the driveway. Toya is not thrilled with the prison bus. Although typically those didn’t have fake pink velvet fabric covering the windows, but we get it, Toya. It’s not exactly the class-mobile. The girls bounce down the road to the strip club, Cheetah’s.
Heavenly is impressed with the place. It meets her standards. Hallelujah! Lisa Nicole walks in wearing a huge hat that creates more attention than it deflects. After Jill insults Heavenly by asking if she wants the fried chicken, #ignorantwhitegirl Jill then gets into an argument with Lisa Nicole over the difference between empowerment and slavery. Ladies, please stop arguing, you’re both wrong.
A stripper comes over to Lisa Nicole and asks how Darren is doing. Say what? Bitch, please. This screams set-up. When Lisa tells the stripper that her husband doesn’t come here, the stripper says, “Umm, yes he do and it’s his favorite spot.” Oh, snap! Lisa Nicole is pissed and blames Jill because anyone who rents a prison bus for a girls’ night out is up to something. This party is o-v-e-r!!