WELCOME TO BRⱯVØ UNIVERSITY!*
hollow hallow halls embrace students daily!
Either at our main campus or at one of our ‘satellite’ campuses!
This is one of our incoming students, Mr. Juicy Joe. He embraced our wall last October. Juicy will be enrolling the Spring semester of 2016.
We have Tre in class at the moment. She will become our first graduate of BU!
Tre will be graduating from our
world renowned culinary program! Would you care for a taste?
Next is Apollo. He may be going for his Doctorate in Farrier Science while he’s here at BrⱯvØ University. Guess someone doesn’t want to help Apollo practice…
Kim Richards may be joining our illustrious student body!She may be interested in our Wildlife program.
Or in our Floral Management program!
There is a program just for you at BU!
To enroll at BU, all you have to do is fill out one our SUPER quick applications!
Take the easy entrance exam like our students have taken:
AND you too are on your way in earning one of these!
Join in on one of our Student mixers!
If you need any help, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our helpful staff members!
We at BU look forward to processing your application!
*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously
Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.