We all know by now that Brandi Glanville, star of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” is “combative by nature” because with each season and reunion special she seems to want to really hurl this attribute into all of our faces. In this week’s Bravo blog (that she remembered she was supposed to write) Brandi lashes out some more combative snarks at the ladies. To Lisa V, Brandi says,
“Newsflash, IF you ever admitted to ANY of the righteous back stabbing you’ve done to your so-called “friends” and apologized for it, we could also all refuse to accept your apologies as well, but as you say, you are perfect. Though I think if you asked Stassi or Cedric (if anyone can find him), they might have a different opinion.” Brandi adds, “I don’t know; maybe you could go throw my ex-husband’s mistress another engagement party or wedding or maybe pay for their honeymoon.”
But Brandi doesn’t stop there. She’s taking credit for the success of Vanderpump Rules.
“The way I see it, you talked me into giving you an intro for Vanderpump Rules, I delivered our audience and our ratings for you, so maybe be happy. That’s what you wanted since you were a cameo on Silk Stalkings, to be famous on TV.” (Umm, Brandi – she already is famous on TV.) “Go celebrate your newfound fame with pink roses and some rosé wine. Stop nagging at me about it.”
To Lisa R, Brandi says, “ONE night last year, two chauffeur-driven adult women over 40 went to an adult poker game and both, although in separate cars, got a little out of sorts. Well, someone better call Anderson Cooper, because that game was OBVIOUSLY worthy of a year-long discussion, a congressional hearing, a military tribunal, and may even turn out to be bigger than the Lewinsky scandal.” To Eileen, Brandi says,
“You were married. He was married; they had children. You were caught by a photographer. It was in the tabloids. Your husband sued you for divorce. His wife sued him for divorce. The Star re-published the story in August 2014 as “Eileen Davidson: RHOBH’s New Homewrecker!” All this happened and was published long before I ever met you. Now you brought it up at the reunion and made it a topic again. How is this in any way related to me? Own it, move on.”
Can we just reiterate what Eileen said during the reunion about Brandi being the moral compass of the show. LOL! Good one Eileen. Following Brandi’s advice, we will move on. To Kyle, Brandi says,
“Kim never mentioned you not being welcome at Brooke’s wedding; she also didn’t mention what you did at Brooke’s first wedding that was unspeakable… Kim protected you and didn’t speak of it, so I won’t go into details now, but we all know it was unforgivable. You look unhinged. Throwing your crazy around where it doesnt fit in, plus your weird, fake out-of-place “wah hhhh” crying. Enough said.”
Are you wondering what we’re wondering? What was “unspeakable” and “unforgivable?” Or is this another smoke and mirrors tactic by Brandi? Hopefully part 3 of the RHOBH reunion show will provide some answers.
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