Real Housewives of New York: New Season 7 Taglines Revealed

Posted on Apr 6 2015 - 3:20am by Editor


It’s Turtle Time!

You’re only as good as your tagline when it comes to “The Real Housewives!” Season 7 of “The Real Housewives of New York” premiers on Tuesday, April 7 which means we’ll be treated to a new set of taglines for the opening sequence. All of the women updated their taglines reminding us just how many great quotes there have been over the years. Here’s what we’ll be hearing at the start of each episode:


“My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is coming in”
Sonja Morgan RHONYSonja Morgan


“I’m not a housewife, but I am real”
alg-bethenny-frankel-jpgBethenny Frankel


“I know I’m a piece of work, but now I’m a work in progress”
dish-052013-ramona-singerRamona Singer


“All play and no work makes me a happy girl”
1404931445_carole-radziwill-467Carole Radziwill


“One should know… never count out the Countess”
LuAnn de Lesseps_RHONYLuAnn de Lesseps


“Pretty… is smarter than you think” 
Kristen TaekmanKristen Taekman


“I give Uptown a whole new attitude”
I give Uptown a whole new attitude Dorinda Medley


“I’m stronger than anything on my way…. HOLLA!”
Heather Thomson_RHONYHeather Thomson



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  • Norrth

    Heather ;((( I wish she was gone, along with Carole

    • Jennymckitty

      None of the women on this show really annoy me that much. I don’t have a favorite, so maybe that’s why. I only really dislike two current HW’s…Brandi and Petty.

      • twifan2

        :/ Really? Just 2?
        Lydia is on my ‘Dislike’ list, so is Gamble. Ughies!

        • Jennymckitty

          I don’t love them, don’t hate them. Now Twi, this is a secret. I’ve never told this to anyone but I don’t dislike Tamara Barney. I don’t love her. I agree with most of the things people say about her. I’m grateful that she live on an opposite coast. Sometimes she amuses me and I really did dislike Gretchen and Alexis..well, started to like Alexis the last season she was on. I know that I am odd.

          • twifan2

            You ‘smoking’ Chats’ blue sprinkles, Jennymckitty!? :/
            I never liked Tamara’s personality from the start. There was ‘something’ about her personality that rubbed the wrong way.
            *your secret is safe with me, but Chats is another thing* 🙂

          • Jennymckitty

            Oh no. He wouldn’t publish it on a message board for the whole world to see, would he? I’m not going to say that she is a good person. She does make me laugh sometimes. I really don’t dislike many people, even in real life.

          • twifan2

            Can you say ‘sky writing’! 🙂
            She just makes me shake my head. This last epi of RHoMelbourne gave me a headaches from all the head shaking I did. :/

          • Jennymckitty

            Oh no! I’ve got to send more salmon. I read the recap for the latest Melbourne. Sounds like I’m going to like Petty even less. I can’t imagine being her maid. I feel like we should rescue her.

          • twifan2

            I saw the epi last nite & IF I had been Gine I would turned around & slapped Petti right there & then! >(

            Chats says he wants some caviar with that salmon. :/

          • Jennymckitty

            Oh my! I’m going to need a second job for his blackmail, aren’t I?
            Petty really works hard to create drama and she gets so mean. Janet is one thing, but I don’t think she is nearly as nasty.

          • twifan2

            ‘Blackmail’? Chats calls it ‘Give Me’ funds. 😉
            Janet better watch herself, teaming up with Fleur there. It’s going to bite her big time! :/
            Fleur is too ‘noveau crazy’ for me! 😮

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Sorry could you repeat that? I was purring too loudly thinking of all my salmon & caviar.

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Nah! Why Jenny, Chats would never…


  • DLister

    I wish leather-face big-nose Heather would cease and desist with that crusty old non-word.

    • This just brought a tremendous smile to my face! Thank you. LMAOOOO!!!

  • Marsbars09

    I’ll check out the first episode to see how Bethenny gels with the other women. I’m also curious to see how Ramona is as a single woman.

    • Jennymckitty

      Hey Mars. I think Ramona is going to be kinder this year but I’ve been wrong before.

      • pixntrix

        I think your right about Ramona…she is going to be eating a lot of crow after her remarks to Luann about her divorce and husband cheating.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    I like Bethenny’s tagline the best….

    Kristen’s tagline…GIRL BYE! You are the least HW I want to see this season…

    I like Luann’s tagline too…and she looks smoking hot in the pic! Go Luann!!!!

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      Luann does look nice. I think in this pic she resembles a *slightly older* Sandra Bullock. That’s a compliment, not a diss, btw.

  • Jennymckitty

    I used to think Heather’s “Holla” was the most annoying thing in HW tag lines until I heard “Shine, shine, shine” a million times from Jackie. Now it’s a close second.
    None of these are as clever or amusing as last years.

    • twifan2

      I think I’ll pass on this show again this season. Just doesn’t hold my attention anymore.

  • Am I the only one that really likes Ramona? Sonja also and I think Bethenny will redeem herself with me this season for going up against Gonzo.

    • Jennymckitty

      I like Ramona. I actually like all of them. They all do a few things that annoy me at times, but that is like life. Kristen is probably the most annoying with all the whining but I can still enjoy the show. I’m just glad Simon isn’t on anymore. I couldn’t stand him.

      • Same here Jenny! I didn’t care for Kristen’s immaturity at all. Heather and her “Holla” also got on my nerves.

        Hope you had a nice Easter holiday.

        • Jennymckitty

          Thanks, Seuss. I had to work but we have enjoyed the time I got to spend with my family. Hope you had a nice Easter as well.

          • Awesome Jenny! Very nice to hear.

  • itsjustme

    I personally think Carol should have kept her tagline from last season. I loved that one! None the taglines from this season seem to be as catchy. I don’t even know if I’m going to watch. Maybe the first episode. I’ll see after that.

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