THE GREAT JUICER
(Now open for business)
Juicy needed to come up with a
scam enterprise that would help bring in some cash. And being a true scammer entrepreneur, he did! He set it up so he could work from the McMansion. AND he saved $$$ by building his shack office himself. He didn’t need no permits…
The Great Juicer is now in business!
(Enter at your own risk. The Great Juicer will not be held liable for whatever happens.
Some of The Great Juicer’s friends have come. You should too. (Bring your own snacks)
Bring the family, your friends. everybody! The Great Juicer even has your pet covered!
For directions or info:
The Great Juicer may be out, but he should be back soon.
The 7-11 is just up the road.
*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*
Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.