After addressing Kim and Kyle’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” Bravo blogs, we thought it only fair to see what Brandi had to say since she always puts the fun in dysfunction. After you scroll down past Brandi’s attempt to be politically correct about the scavenger hunt and pronounce King David as the man above all men, you finally get to why Kim was so snippy.
“Someone poked the wrong bear. We saw Kim slowly learning that someone has had one-on-one talks about her private life with everyone on RHOBH–everyone, that is, but Kim herself. To me, announcing you’re ‘a nice person’ isn’t the same as actually being a nice person.”
Brandi’s facts are like her hangovers, very murky. Lisa Rinna spoke to Kim after the table reading at Eileen’s gothic house, but Brandi wasn’t there, so apparently this didn’t happen. Brandi calls Lisa out for “calmly butting into a stranger’s life.”
“Yep, one new member of our little group is hell-bent on intruding, casting strong labels, making insanely irresponsible assumptions and stating them as facts, all over the place: on RHOBH, the Internet, to the media, and on Bravo’s WWHL. Calmly butting into a stranger’s life with such a strong agenda and absolutely zero knowledge of any details of that life after only a few scattered social functions is a whole new level of crossing boundaries. Then, tonight, acting all wide-eyed, innocent, and confused at the results after doing so? To quote the instigator, “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.”
Of course, the rest of us who watched the car ride with Lisa and Kim realize that Lisa was putting it nicely when she made that comment. Brandi’s version would have been to call someone bat$hit crazy. Brandi continued,
“On another note, or maybe the same note (boundaries), it’s probably not a good idea to announce your spouse’s previous alcoholism before he does it himself. But maybe he was OK with that, and I’m wrong. Well, in any case, sincere congrats on three years of sobriety.”
Ouch! The shade Brandi threw just hit me in the head! Sorry, this isn’t about me. This is about Kim. Cue the theme song to Rocky.
“Kim Richards was a movie star when most of us were home watching her movies on TV after school and doing our homework. She’s been in this town a long time, knows everyone, worked since she was born, raised four children, survived Hollywood, sobriety, family, divorces, deaths, has more on her plate than all of us, and throughout it all, is caring for her terminally ill ex-husband with patience and grace. Sometimes you poke the wrong bear; that’s all I’m saying. Good luck with that.”
Well, at least Brandi didn’t flat out say: survived a selfish, heartless sister. But there’s always next week. Brandi’s prediction,
“I can promise more drama and insanity but really hope you get to see some of Yolanda’s homeland, meet her wonderful family, and enjoy it as much as I did, when I could.”
That last part might be code for: when I wasn’t stirring and smoking the pot. LOL!
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