Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Welcome To Amsterdam! [Episodes 15]

Posted on Feb 25 2015 - 12:58am by BeachSpin


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” begins with Yolanda meeting on a valet serviced patch of grass with race planners Bob and Larry, to kick off the ‘Housewife’ scavenger hunt/race. It’s really important to Yolanda that the women look at each other with less cringing, so reminding the group of one of her finest cringe-worthy hostess moments with color coded ‘dream team’ t-shirts is the perfect festive touch. The other women arrive, with Camille joining in as an invited guest to the most random event of the season. Bob and Larry dole out directions in their best game show host voices. Kim is aghast that her ‘illness’ isn’t being honored, and just can’t imagine running anywhere in such a weakened state. Teams are chosen, and the unheard of happens…icky Brandi is plunked on Kyle’s team, which brings stifled, eye widening and snickering from the group.  Kim gets stuck with Eileen, and can’t quite recall if she likes her or not.  They all run around, unlock boxes and unwrap things in a competitive frenzy. Kim adds a knee problem to her list of frailties, which irritates Eileen, who just wants to throw Kim into a wheelchair and shove her across the finish line.


They all speed drink milkshakes, except Yolanda who uses the greedy and inconsiderate group flavor choice as an excuse to avoid adding an extra handful of almonds worth of calories onto her day. Kyle wisely refuses to drink from Brandi’s straw, Yo continues her anti-chocolate rant while gagging down a few swallows, and Lisa R proclaims that she hates everything about this stupid race, while cringing and flipping off the one who planned it.  Yo’s team loses but looks like they had the most fun. Yo keeps the good time going, by announcing that she is hosting a fun filled trip to Amsterdam, and the women fake being surprised really badly, but are all excited to smoke pot.  


Yo is slaying her Facetime issues this week, and calls her mom to break the news. They chat with each other in Dutch, and we hear about a gala that King David is having in Calgary, which the women are hitting first, before flying to Holland. 

We skip over to a cooking scene in Kyle’s kitchen, and watch her hurl noodles in an extremely strange sequined apron. She puts her daughter Sophia in charge of Portia’s hair challenges in her absence, because Mauricio is much too busy pursuing wealth to help out with anything. We skip over to Lisa R’s house where she is running over the schedule with her housekeeper, Lorena.  Lisa is protective of her girls, and is concerned about going away, but admits that her family will probably be happier with her overseas. 


Over at Brandi’s, she and her only friend Mark are discussing the end of her cleanse, and the dilemma of Kim being around for the joyous swan dive into inebriation. We jump around between houses and listen in about travel wardrobes, and the unlikeliness of this trip actually being any fun.  


The women arrive to be whisked away via Foster hired jet, and we learn that Eileen and Queen Lisa can’t make the first leg of the trip.  Yo is disappointed, because she is sure that they will miss the fanciest and most meaningful experience of their lives. Kim kicks off her globetrotter crazy, by complaining about Lisa Rinna being genuinely concerned behind her back. Brandi’s same old same old has kicked in, and she has blabbed about the lunch conversation that she had with Lisa, conveniently omitting the part about her uncomfortable horror at being tagged as Kim’s BFF.


We flash to Brandi and Kim in a dramatic enabling gab fest, where Kim defends herself, claiming that being high as a kite once in awhile still counts as being pretty darn sober.  The plane takes off, and Yo whips out her trusty stewardess shtick, while mouthing “If this verrrlddd…” Lisa R steps into it with Kim, and asks if she’s peeved at her, which Kim confirms, due to Lisa’s lousy enabling skills.  Kim proclaims that she’s been around this block before, and that she doesn’t need to lie or play games, especially when she is busy white knuckling it to her next whoopsie. Lisa sincerely apologizes, Kim continues to bray like an unbalanced banshee, Kyle hides behind her jacket in embarrassment, and guest passenger Babyface takes up cringing. 


Over at Eileen’s, the hubby ineptness continues, with Vince being directed in writing, to remember to dress and feed his child while Eileen is  away. Back in Canada, we watch the women reveal their charity event dresses, and Kyle is busting out her best Elvira inspired Frederick’s of Hollywood jumpsuit for the occasion. Yo stares at her in disbelief and with a semi-panicked expression on her face, stutters out a forced ‘gorgeous’, while inwardly cringing. Lisa R assures the women that she got Kim’s message loud and clear and explains that due to her husband Harry’s family history with addiction, the subject is a sensitive one. She watched Harry’s two brothers die of addiction, and she opens up and shares that Harry made the decision to quit drinking three years ago. Was it just me, or did Kyle asking Lisa “How long has HARRY been sober?” Sound defensive and bitchy? 


Lisa expresses that she is proud of Harry for breaking the stronghold that substance abuse has had on his family, and the genuine and poignant moment makes me thankful once again for Lisa’s honest presence on this show.  They arrive at the event, and meet up with Brandi and Kim, who apparently never separate for any reason. The event is glam and upscale, and seems cool until Yo toasts to her love, which is predictably a bit nauseating. Steven Tyler and other generous donors cough up mega bucks to financially support families who are awaiting organ transplants for their children…indeed a great cause.  Musical guests are introduced, and Kyle jumps around on the stage with Steven Tyler, who plants a big wet one on her, a true testament to how gross she really thought Brandi’s milkshake straw was. Now I am the one cringing! The event is a booming success, and now it’s off to Amsterdam.

The crew touches down in Yo’s homeland, and everyone is excited to be there. They collect their 18 pieces of luggage apiece, and Kyle realizes that the rolling trunk that she used to haul her opulent jewels in is missing. They all wait around until it’s recovered, and proceed to cause a big clunky commotion on the escalator. Yolanda looks embarrassed that she brought this group of clumsy clods to her motherland, and tension is rising with our resident junkie, who is irritated that hitting the streets in  this Utopia has been delayed by her dumb sister. 



Kim leaps at the chance to blast Kyle for making them late, and Kyle is surprised, because it doesn’t dawn on her that all of the sober miles may have made her sis a tad cranky. Kim blathers to Yo that Kyle is an utter failure at making her the center of her universe while they travel, while Lisa advises Kyle to quit allowing Kim any space in her head.


The craziness hits new heights next week…it’s Amsterdam after all!  


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  1. TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 25, 2015 at 1:33 am -

    Great recap Beach! How nasty is Kim?!! She really is a very very bitter woman. Brandi was furious when Kim caused the pile up on the escalator, I really don’t think she actually has as much patience and love for Kim deep down as she would like people to think she has. Kim couldn’t handle Brandi being mad at her so had to blame it all on Kyle.

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 11:03 am -

      Thanks Beverly…I agree…Brandi is just clinging to the only woman who can stand her, no matter the reason. The show needs to throw them both out.

    • Norrth February 25, 2015 at 11:22 am -

      Brandi and Kim are both very mean people, IMO. I agree 100 percent on Kim and Brandi. So strange to watch her flip out over the escalator issue.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 25, 2015 at 11:39 am -

        IKR? Kim is coming across as a bit of a cling-on with Brandi and like she’s desperately trying to impress her with how much she hates Kyle too.

  2. Susan Thorne Zavagli February 25, 2015 at 6:54 am -

    wow all that luggage and emotional baggage…whew…….why are these celebrities lugging their own luggage you would think they would have a porter…..also celebrity status they don’t get carry on privileges and check their bags…I don’t think so

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:43 pm -

      This is a private jet not commercial flight.

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 25, 2015 at 4:54 pm -

        private jet to Calgary but what about Amsterdam……why if private were they waiting for baggage at the carousel…….these celebs fly private to avoid crowds baggage claim and all the horrors of commercial air travel..

        • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:38 pm -

          must have been a private carousel and escalator.

  3. Jennymckitty February 25, 2015 at 7:24 am -

    Kyle will be much happier when she realizes that Kim’s behavior doesn’t have any reflection on her. She isn’t being held accountable for the way Kim acts. Kim’s actions belong solely to Kim. Once she understands that, their relationship can improve.

    • Janice Marie February 25, 2015 at 12:16 pm -

      Klye needs to get herself to an Al Anon meeting. That is classic enabler behaviour. It is very unavoidable and defintely a struggle.

  4. Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 8:06 am -

    Did they forget Yolanda’s wheelchair? I thought she was dying?

    • RonnieIsBack February 25, 2015 at 8:26 am -

      She ditched it due to the lack of sequins…

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 8:31 am -

        Quick! Someone get Kim’s glue and use it to stick on some glitter for Yo-Yo!

        • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 8:33 am -

          oh darn! this one’s even better…

    • Norrth February 25, 2015 at 11:20 am -

      I thought the decline happened recently, after filming.

  5. RonnieIsBack February 25, 2015 at 8:26 am -

    OMG these bishes.
    Great recap Beach!
    Kim needs to get The Slap fast and hard and about 40 times..I’m serious she spoke to Lisa R like she was so beneath her..I see why Kyle always gives her the double F-U. But Kyle was being bitchy with her How’s Harry’s sobriety…bish knew it wasn’t spoken of on camera…
    I know Eileen and Lisa V are thanking Giggy they missed the first leg of the flight and Yo Lemons gushing about Her Love…
    Next week will be epic…I cannot wait for the reunion also.
    Brandi is a pot stirring lying sack of bony chit.

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 8:34 am -

      Yo Lemons! HAHAHAHAH!

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 8:36 am -

        Oh, and you just know that any time Yo Lemons has one of these self-promoting b.s. “galas” — Calgary?!?!? — Lisa V is smart enough to be busy! Remember the last one? Everyone got to paint tiles for her daughter’s $10K per month NYC apartment.

        • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:42 pm -

          This was not a bs gala. This gala raised $8 million for families in need. Hope Lisa and Eileen sent a check with their “regrets”.

          • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 1:57 pm -

            Good. When you find the tax filings for this supposed “foundation,” you share them with us all, ok?

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 11:02 am -

      Love your synopsis Ronnie and thanks! I would have passed on that first leg also…I would have BSed an excuse if I had to. Next week looks FAB!

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 25, 2015 at 11:42 am -

      Very shady of Kyle and Kim seems to air a secret next week to get back at LisaR so I assume it’s the same thing – difference is HH isn’t slurring his way across our screens and abusing the cast so they really have no right to drag him in to it.

      • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:40 pm -

        What secret? It is no secret about Harry and isn’t the rule about reality tv, that all secrets come out?

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 25, 2015 at 2:11 pm -

          Kim is the one calling it a secret from the clip I saw. I generality agree on not going on a reality show with a secret – LisaV has said the same. But IMO that should only apply to the person signing up – their family’s or friends secrets should be off limits to any other cast members. Just like Brandi should not have outed Adrienne.

    • Janice Marie February 25, 2015 at 12:14 pm -

      I thought that Lisa R brought up Harry’s sobriety?

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:39 pm -

      Lisa is the one that brought up her husband’s and BILS addiction issues.

      • RonnieIsBack February 25, 2015 at 2:13 pm -

        Kyle said it first (with some shade I might add). Lisa R spoke of Harry’s brothers’ addiction.

  6. Sharon February 25, 2015 at 8:39 am -

    Maybe Kyle asked about Harry to deflect or be bitchy, but I think it’s fair game especially since Lisa has been talking about Kim and about Harry’s deceased brothers for several weeks now. If you have a big old secret that it’s taboo to bring up, then don’t go on a reality show and talk about other people with the same issues. Not that I think the subject should be taboo for anyone, and if anything, Harry can be proud of his 3 years of sobriety.

    As luxurious as a private plane to Amsterdam might be, I’d rather ride in coach in a seat with no leg room rather than spend that many hours hearing Kim bitch and moan.

    • Birdie February 25, 2015 at 8:47 am -

      It is fair game…I don’t think Lisa even minded. I think it was the snotty tone in which Kyle asked…like Lisa was putting her own family above the issue…which she certainly was not. UGH…Kim on that plane, they should have just slipped her a tranquilizer and let her sleep the whole way.

      • Sharon February 25, 2015 at 9:01 am -

        Thanks Birdie.

        If Lisa minded, she hid it pretty well. Good for her. It is possible that Kyle was just being bitchy & snotty, but if sobriety is under discussion …

        Since Kim is supposed to be sober…maybe they all should have taken tranquilizers EXCEPT Kim. She could be stewing in her juices and planning her next unprovoked attack…

        • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 9:07 am -

          Kyle has no interest in Kim being normal. What would she be, then? Bravo to Harry and Lisa!

          • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:38 pm -

            Why do you say that? Kyle has her own life and family. Kim doesn’t have anything going on but a hangover and this show.

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:37 pm -

      I agree with you on the Lisa and Kyle convo. Fans just hate Kyle to hate… lol
      Not like she was bringing up him having an unrelated issue to the conversation.

  7. Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 9:08 am -

    All I could think about during that plane scene was “Sunscreen! Moisturizer! Stat!” Or is Kim’s skin beyond hope at this point?

    • Birdie February 25, 2015 at 9:10 am -

      OMG…drugs and tanning can really age a gal. I think she just thinks of the tan as a cover up, like everything else. She is gna be shocked at how bad she looked.

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 9:30 am -

        i’ve never seen so many wrinkles on a living person.

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm -

      That’s drugs for you.

    • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:34 pm -

      My guess is beyond repair.

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:25 pm -

        It is! Great reason right there to never go out without your sunscreen!

  8. Seusseroo Loving Heart! February 25, 2015 at 10:04 am -

    Great recap, Beach! I find it funny, Brandi conveniently didn’t tell Kim what she said about her to Lisa and then again to Jen. Brandi is so manipulative. And not to mention a cry baby. Making a big deal over her friggin knee during the scavenger hunt.

    • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 10:13 am -

      Hi Doc. Brandi is a trouble maker, gossiping with Kim about her convo with Lisa R, leaving out the part about her agreeing and spilling Kim’s secrets.

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 11:00 am -

      Thanks Suessieheart! Brandi is gross and so boring.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 25, 2015 at 11:44 am -

      So true. In her blog Brandi says that we see Kim “slowly learning” that Lisa is talking to people, like she had nothing to do with it. Ha!!

      • Seusseroo Loving Heart! February 25, 2015 at 12:49 pm -

        Hey TBHEyes…Brandi is truly a vile human being that LOVES to cause dissension among a group ofriends.

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:35 pm -

      The one that is really throwing Kim’s business out there is Brandi. I am sorry, her conversation with Jen was not very positive about Kim either. Wonder what Kim thinks now that she saw the episode…

  9. Chloe February 25, 2015 at 10:23 am -

    Thanks Beach. Love your recaps.

    Shocking that King David let STD trash-box anywhere near his event and Baby Face again.

    Kim refuses to take responsibility for any of her actions. It’s classic addict behavior. She was aggressive and defensive to Lisa Rinna on the plane. Lisa R was only trying to help and came from a place of compassion, compared to the enablers around her (Brandi & Kyle). Also, Kyle took a major swipe Lisa R in the limo when she seemingly out of nowhere asked about Harry’s sobriety as to say, “if you live in a glass house don’t throw stones.” In other words, STOP talking about Kim’s sobriety. Kyle has gone back to being Vyle again.

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 10:59 am -

      Thanks Chloe! YES…Kyle wants to shove the mess under the rug, and Lisa isn’t cooperating.

    • Norrth February 25, 2015 at 11:17 am -

      I must have heard her wrong. I thought that Kyle said that Kim said it (or that she thought Kim was thinking it).

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:33 pm -

      How was that a “major swipe”? People with common family issues ask one another these questions.

      • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:33 pm -

        Kyle clearly did not have good intentions when bringing up Harry. She did it to somehow put Lisa in her place. It did not come from a caring place.

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 1:59 pm -

      Yes, she’s a total bitch. Lisa should’ve asked her when she visited her sister in the hospital.

      • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:38 pm -

        Good point, Wendy.

        • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:36 pm -

          I was wondering why Kyle had no time to visit her in the hospital despite the maid, nanny, handyman, and personal assistant. #caring

  10. Yolie February 25, 2015 at 10:26 am -

    Kim & Brandi both need to be FIRED. Both are 2 peas in a pod. Pot stirring druggies with no storyline.

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 10:58 am -

      Agree…and did you notice Kim scampering and clinging to Brandi during the charity event? Disturbing.

    • Norrth February 25, 2015 at 11:16 am -

      This all makes me so sad. I had such high hopes that Kim could recover. I think Kyle thought that bringing her back into the limelight would help her – more because she was so used to drinking in private, as Kyle pointed out, and that being in public would make her accountable. I’m guessing that since everything else seems to have failed – as in, did not stop her from relapsing, this stint was a last best attempt. I can’t believe I feel sorrier for Kyle and the rest of the family than for Kim who is going through the recovery issues.

      • Janice Marie February 25, 2015 at 12:11 pm -

        When you have an alcoholic in the family – it affects everyone, because everyone is expected to revolve around the person. Do I sound bitter? It is very easy to enable and if you don’t, you are looked at as unsupportive.
        I handle it by staying away from the person. Call me whatever you want, I’ve tried to bridge the gap and cannot tolerate the individual’s toxic behaviour any longer. Kim needs to definitely be called out on her shit.

        • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 12:46 pm -

          This is probably what is happening to Kyle. Fans hate her to hate and can’t see the issue from her place. I would have removed myself from the situation too if Kim was my sister. Who says that Kyle has to be unconditionally disrespected and embarrassed by her alcoholic drug addict sister. WTF!

    • misstc February 25, 2015 at 3:41 pm -

      How funny looking back when BG first appeared on RHoBH accusing Kim of being a druggie/addict/alcoholic, etc. Little did we know it takes one to spot one. Some like LisaR see it right away.

  11. Norrth February 25, 2015 at 11:18 am -

    I think Kyle is FINALLY fed up. I noticed that she stopped trying to drag Kim into corners and “resolve” the mess of attacks the fly from Kim’s lips. GOOD. Kyle needs to let Kim deal with consequences, IMO.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 1:14 pm -

      Kyle really needs Alanon. She still lets her sister get to her (i.e. her reaction to Kim’s wrath — that came out of nowhere mind you).

    • Bad Barbie February 25, 2015 at 1:30 pm -

      I would be done too!

  12. I Won Both of Em February 25, 2015 at 12:53 pm -

    Kim complained from the time that they got on the plane until the time that they got off. She is such a b****. When it hits her that Brandi isn’t her true friend (she has an inkling now, I’m sure, but she’s hanging on to Brandi for dear life for a storyline), let’s see how she rushes back to Kyle’s side then and tries to befriend Lisa R. I’m so sick of this nauseating woman. In truth, because of all her issues, she shouldn’t have been asked back after season 2, and the only reason why she is still even on this show is because of Kyle. There is nothing fabulous about Kim Richards or Brandi Down in the Dumpster Glanville. At least Kyle can be charming at times, throw great parties, has a fantastic family life, etc. What do these two have besides booze and Adderall? Ugh!

  13. 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 1:13 pm -

    That Kim Richards is just a nasty piece of work. I can’t stand Kyle but I am feeling more and more sorry for the hell this stoned drunk must have put her through all these years. Kim is NOT sober–my brother watched this show with me for the last 2 weeks and he told me there is no way in hell that Kim is attending meetings or doing any kind of aftercare or has a sponsor.

    He called it “dry drunk” except Kim is stoned on something more often than she is not.

    I think she was particularly nasty because she no longer has access to Monty’s painkillers so now she’s going through a bit of withdrawal. My brother said Kim’s is classic behavior for someone who’s got a bit of a monkey on her back.

    And to put an exclamation point on how messed up Kimbecile is–it was HER CART that she couldn’t figure out how to get off the escalator–and it was an escalator made for easy cart access.

    Kim is as dumb as a box of hammers –and she’s a nasty person whether drunk OR sober. GET RID OF HER and her sidekick Trashi Trashville.

    • Trippinhhard February 25, 2015 at 1:48 pm -

      Thank you Heels, KIM is just plain entitled and nasty person period..

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm -

        I so agree! She is miserable and nasty–and always ALWAYS blaming someone else. So sick of her constantly deflecting onto others. BLECH. She is becoming my LEAST favorite HW of ALL of them–and that’s really saying something because there are a slew of them that I can’t stand! 🙂 Nice to see you!!!

      • misstc February 25, 2015 at 3:37 pm -

        Kim has become “Witch Mountain” herself, everytime she opens her mouth & screams. HeeHeeHee not pretty at all!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 3:55 pm -

          Or Baby Jane Hudson–the creepy child star who became a drunk and delusional adult. In fact, both those Bitchard sisters could do a remake of that movie. They are both creepy as hell–but Kim takes the MOST CREEPY OF ALL award! LOL!

          • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 3:58 pm -

            Kyle dresses the creepiest…at least this week.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 4:02 pm -

            Kyle has the worst taste in clothes I have ever seen! That dress she wore to the charity event! Well 🙂 you nailed it in your recap.

            You’d think with all that $$ she has to spend on Chanel that she could hire a stylist.

          • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:34 pm -

            Yes, what was that jumpsuit? I know Tim Gunn keeps saying how ‘in’ they are, but only if you’re an old 70’s Disco icon.

          • Birdie February 25, 2015 at 5:52 pm -

            Lmao!…she looked like a greeter at a porny haunted house. I was embarrassed just watching her. Yolanda’s expression was hilarious.

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 2:15 pm -

      Thanks Heels…and it’s interesting because this is the first season that I have started to believe that Kim is just plain mean and nasty. Maybe the drugs help her to be nicer than how she would be sober!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 2:36 pm -

        Beach, I never really knew how really horrid she was until this season too. I thought she was not sober–and pretty messed up but I had much more sympathy for her since she supported her family growing up but now I think she’s just a devious, manipulative addict.

        And learning that she gets 23,500.00 Per MONTH for the rest of her life (or until she remarries–which is why she’s single) from her former billionaire husband, Greg Davis, has me wondering why she would need to borrow money off that house in Palm Desert? The only reason is because she’s an addict.

        That is FAR more than most families live off–and when her kids were younger, she got another 20,000 grand per month for child support for them too, as well as another 15,000 from ex Monty Brinson for daughter Brooke. When you go through money like that–something is seriously wrong.

        I actually don’t blame Kyle for calling in the loan–after all, why should Kyle have to repay Kim’s loan payments when she’s got all that dough coming in?

        Also, Kyle DID help pay for that house. While Kim might have done more films and more episodes on TV, Kyle was in two very successful long running series, so she put her money into it too. The only one that didn’t work was Little Kathy, who was directed by her mother (as they all were) to marry RICH.

        • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 3:42 pm -

          I always thought that maybe Kyle was just trying to keep the house in the family and didn’t want Kim to sell it out from under her…also, didn’t Kyle say once that Mauricio was giving Kim money every month? WHY?

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 3:52 pm -

            From what I understand (and I don’t really know other than what I have read here and there), KIM went and took a big mortgage out on the house and didn’t make the mortgage payments and the house was in danger of being foreclosed on (due to the mortgage–it had been paid off years before). So, instead of allowing the bank to get the house, More-Greasy-HO and Vyle stepped in and paid off Kim’s mortgage and made her sign over her share of the house to them. I also got the feeling that it had happened at least once before when Kim took a big mortgage out and then expected Vyle or Little Kathy to bail her out with the mortgage payments.

            While I don’t really know–anyone who has to take out a mortgage, while making 43,000 PER MONTH deserved what she got. Kim always talks about how broke she is–but she gets 23 grand a month for life! Wow–most people would live high off the hog on that amount! 🙂

          • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 26, 2015 at 5:52 am -

            Yep – Kyle said Mauricio was helping her each month in the limo in S1 and it was like having another wife/family. I bet Kyle and Mauricio were maintaining that house in PS for years and the only ones paying for it’s upkeep and running costs so I don’t for one minute blame them for buying the deadweight out. Kim surely would have needed to use a lawyer to sell them her share too so she can’t claim she only thought it was a loan.

        • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:41 pm -

          Good news! I just read that Kim was currently unhappy with Brandi because of some of the recent footage. Brandi did an interview before the reunion, she said she doesn’t have any friends and wasn’t looking forward to the reunion. Sounds like it was all (except Yo) against Brandi.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 4:55 pm -

            It was only a matter of time before kimbecile realized Trashi was up to no good (she thrives on getting as much 411 out of a person to later use it against them). But I still have to say–Trashi and Kimbecile deserve each other–they are both cut out of the same, delusional, project-onto-others, narcissistic, self-absorbed crap!

        • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 25, 2015 at 5:03 pm -

          I have a friend who gets a hefty check each month and is in debt…..she runs up credit cards and pays them off with her money and still can’t manage to get everything paid on time……she gets lines of credit and borrows from her life insurance…..I can’t even talk to her right now for fear of telling her off

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 5:13 pm -

            Anyone who can’t live off 23,000 a month has serious problems. Either a shopping addiction (which needs treatment just as any other addiction). People who shop like that get the same ‘high’ as addicts/gamblers do. It’s very addictive. Kim is obviously an addictive person and quite frankly, I’m sick of seeing this fucked up person week after week who has ZERO desire to help herself.

            If I were her friend/acquaintance, I’d tell her I don’t want anything to do with her until she recognizes that she is the source of all her problems. She tries — no GUILTS– as many people as she can into thinking she’s fragile and in dire need of support but she refuses anyone who truly tries to help help her.

            I’m just SICK to death of her same old song and dance. I really hope they get rid of her and if Kyle says she won’t do the show without her–well then, no great loss!

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 6:38 am -

            she has a addictive personality and indulges on too much of everything……it makes me sick she makes that much money a month ….she is ungrateful and spoiled and cares about no one but herself….those poor kids of hers

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 9:43 am -

            You are so right. The way she screamed at Ken Todd, “I missed HUGE CHUNKS of my kids lives” (when he reminded her that she had missed lots of events when Lisa missed Kimberly’s graduation party).

            Like it’s KEN’S fault that she was stoned through her kids’ childhoods. She can never take responsibility for anything. I feel for her kids too. Her ex-husband John Jackson (Kimberly’s father) said it was absolute hell when he was with Kim. They never married because she didn’t want to lose her 23,000 per month alimony. She lied about that on TV too. She lies about everything though.

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 11:29 am -

            who didn’t she marry because of the huge alimony check…..she has 4 kids right……she had Brooke when she was married to Monty…who else was she married to and had a child with……you mention John Jackson as a x husband…in the next sentence you say they never married…..sorry just confused…..any how this woman is a nut job and those kids should have been taken away that could have straightened her shit out

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 11:50 am -

            It was John Jackson, Kimberly’s father (her youngest daughter). She claimed on the show that they didn’t marry because she didn’t want to deal with custody issues but that wasn’t what it was about. Greg Davis’s alimony is stipulated that she receive 23,000.00 per month for the *rest of her life* or until she remarries. John Jackson was a hot guy–but he didn’t have the cash she depends on, so they never married but Kimberly’s (her daughter) last name is Jackson.

            John Jackson and Kim were TOGETHER for 3 years. His quote about Kim was “she put me through utter hell for three years with her alcoholism, amoral behavior, and mental issues.” Jackson was only her ex-BOYFRIEND. Sorry to confuse you.

            Kim has been married twice: first to Monty Brinson, who was/is a grocery chain heir and a millionaire in his own right. He’s the father of Brooke. Then Kim dumped Monty when Greg Davis, whose family are oil billionaires, came along. Gregs’ family basically told their son (Greg) that he needed to leave Kim R because they couldn’t handle her obvious mental issues or the family would disinherit him. So, he dumped Kim but with a huge package of alimony and child support. Greg Davis is the father of Whitney and Chad.

            After Greg Davis, she met Jackson–which I explained above. I hope this clarifies things for you. This is all from the book “House of Hilton” and is well known. The author was not close to the family but is a journalist who (at the time) wanted to learn about Paris Hilton’s family so he researched Paris’s background–both from the Hilton side and the Richards side. So the book was more to expose why Paris. The Richards sisters had been long forgotten by then (as the child stars they were). The RHoBH was not yet airing.

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 12:27 pm -

            thanks for the info…….I must get that book

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 11:50 am -

            ok Wikipediaed Kim …got the bio ….Brinson was a heir and then she married a oil tycoon who was murdered after they divorced….she had Whitney and Chad with him…he is the money man…..Kimberley is the love child with Jackson…….also interesting Kathy is a half sister to Kim and Kyle….no wonder she is different….another tid bit….Kim was on the phone with the oil tycoon when he was shot ..she had to identify his body…..that could fuck up a unstable person….this chick has a closet full of crap….still no excuse for her behavior she is just crazy and so is Kyle

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 11:52 am -

            LOL–I just typed a very long reply that gives even more info that I learned when I read House of Hilton. That’s an amazing book to find out the Richard sister’s dirt.

          • samantha March 2, 2015 at 10:13 pm -

            The Oil tycoon is Gregg Davis and he is alive.

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli March 3, 2015 at 3:59 am -

            you are right…..the man who was murdered was someone she was dating after Greg Davis

    • misstc February 25, 2015 at 3:33 pm -

      Well said! That Trashi is something else also. I LMAO when the cart pile up pinned Trashi & she screamed some cuss words and then just abandoned her cart & walked away instead of helping her BFF with her cart. Who needs friends like her! Wasn’t there also an awkward scene with Eileen explaining her youngest son’s dependence on her? Did she by chance say she breast fed him too long? Still cleaning my ears out. LOL

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 3:48 pm -

        If there is anyone more delusional and narcissistic than Kimbecile Richards, it’s Trashi Trashville. She and Kim and cut from the EXACT same piece of cloth–always wanting apologies from everyone, they both deflect when anyone DARES bring up something horrid that they did (which they do constantly).

        And that poor woman who helped Kim get her cart straightened out didn’t even get so much as a ‘thank you.’ Those girls are just trash! Absolute trash. They have ZERO manners. I bet everyone in the REAL Bev Hills shuns those bozos for the trash they are.

        Speaking of which–I wonder who Trashi Trashville blew to get an invite to the Golden Globes? LOL.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 26, 2015 at 5:49 am -

          Trashi only went to a Globes after party – NBC hosted or something. Same with the Oscars a few years ago (when she wore THAT dress that she claimed was the reason her dad wouldn’t talk to her) – she lets everyone think she’s going to the Oscars or GGs but it’s only ever the after parties.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 9:41 am -

            Ah, that makes so much more sense. Thanks for the clarification, Bev Hills!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 3:53 pm -

        Oh–and the two years (hearing that) made my nips hurt. I couldn’t wait to stop breast feeding! It was so uncomfortable–I did it for 6 months and then it was onto the bottle for my little sweetie!

    • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:31 pm -

      I agree with your entire comment. Brandi has convinced Kim that she’s her BFF and a shoulder to lean on. Dim Kim has bought into Brandi’s deception hook, line and sinker. This is why is told Kim what Lisa Rinna said. Because she’s such a good “protective” friend. Meanwhile Brandi is outing all of Kim’s secrets to the world.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 4:33 pm -

        Thank you! And may I say that you summed it up far more concisely than I did! 🙂

        • Chloe February 25, 2015 at 4:36 pm -

          Thanks 4Heels4RawDeals!

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 6:08 am -

        the reunion will recap Brandi and Lisa discussing Kim……..Brandi admitted Kim has become a responsibility and she is not a good image to care for her……wait til Kim sees that

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 6:19 am -

        Brandi is covering her ass…..wait til Kim sees the clip on the reunion…..Kyle will have that I told you so face on……how pathetic is Kim…..too bad she showed up for a friendly game of Poker all messed up……..Kyle should have taken the upper hand and gotten her sister out of there before Brandi had a chance to step in

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 6:22 am -

        Brandi doesn’t know what to do with her….no one does……they should all just buzz off

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 26, 2015 at 5:46 am -

      ITA!! I also think Kim hates begin around these women even more now because she knows she can’t take anything or they will call her on it but she’s forced to go through the trips etc to get her pay check. She’s full of resentment that she had to fly to Amsterdam half sober because of these pesky HWs meddling in her bizniz.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 9:41 am -

        Excellent, insightful point! She knows they are all going to the coffee shops in Amsterdam (and why shouldn’t they–nothing wrong with a little weed if you don’t have a drug problem). You are right–she’s resentful as hell that she can’t partake. In fact, I bet she resents every glass of wine each of the ladies have. And probably is really resentful of Lisa R., who basically said she only drinks 1 glass of wine per get-together. (She said she’d be “gone” if she had 2 glasses of wine).

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes February 26, 2015 at 10:36 am -

          Totally agree with you! The other ladies all manage to drink in moderation (except Brandi obvs) and if they have a little spliff whilst in Amsterdam then good for them. I wish Kim would just stay home and stop trying to ruin everyone else’s fun just because she can’t control herself. Looks like being Kim’s BFF backfires on Brandi – as soon as she heard about Amsterdam she was straight on the “let’s smoke joints” bandwagon but then she gets lumbered babysitting Kim so in true Brandi fashion she lashes out at the other women for having fun when she can’t.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 10:38 am -

            Exactly! Brandi is too narcissistic to think of anyone else–she only cares about her own selfish wants/needs.

            Next week’s episode looks REALLY intense!!!

  14. 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 1:15 pm -

    Also, another great recap beach–hilarious. Love the “In this verlde.” Yolanda is just too much!

  15. Trippinhhard February 25, 2015 at 1:47 pm -

    Wow BeachSpin your recaps are the sweet tea, thank you I may have to watch it on demand..
    You’re good

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 2:16 pm -

      Thank you Trippin!! 🙂 You need to watch because next week gets GOOD!!

  16. 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 1:53 pm -

    Why do I keep getting messages saying I am trying to copy content? I’m just scrolling with my touch screen and this happens all the time. It doesn’t happen on any other site I visit. AATT–any info on why this is so? And just to let you know, I’m not trying to copy anything! Promise! 🙂

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 2:01 pm -

      Pretty sure it’s a wordpress bug. I get it, too, especially since I use a kensington track ball with a left and right click capability. One wrong move scrolling, and it thinks i’m copying text.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 2:32 pm -

        That’s funny because I visit other WordPress blogs and even have one of my own (professionally–not a fun gossipy blog like this one). Well at least I know I’m not the only one.

        I loved those Kensington track balls — but I love my combo touch screen/touch pad.

      • All About The Tea February 25, 2015 at 4:01 pm -

        It’s not WP bug. Read comment above.

        • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:42 pm -


    • All About The Tea February 25, 2015 at 4:01 pm -

      Hi High Heels. AATT absolutely trust you! The message has nothing to do with WordPress. The site has a safe guard in place on the site that does not allow right clicks (to copy content). The feature is super sensitive and sometimes the message appears when viewers scroll up or down on tablets or phones. Just ignore the message and carry on. Thanks.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 4:03 pm -

        Thank you! 🙂 I am glad to know that you have the good sense to know I am trustworthy!

        • All About The Tea February 25, 2015 at 4:04 pm -

          100% Trust you.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 25, 2015 at 4:33 pm -

            Thanks! You should! You my BOON! 🙂 (old time slang from book I read long ago called ‘Daddy was a Number’s Runner.” 🙂

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 4:36 pm -

        ah! I see! 🙂

  17. Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 2:02 pm -

    Hilarious, Beach Spin! Brava!

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 2:14 pm -

      **curtsy** Thanks Wendy! 😀

  18. Dani-K February 25, 2015 at 3:47 pm -

    Great job, Beach! I was hoping you’d mention that Kyle didn’t want to suck a straw after Brandi but didn’t mind sucking face with Steven Tyler. And you did! That mouth has seen more action that if Brandi lived ten life times!

    • BeachSpin February 25, 2015 at 4:06 pm -

      LOL! What kind of woman “borderline stalks” a 70s rock star? That mouth of his could swallow Kyle’s head.

      • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:28 pm -


  19. Brattus Rattus February 25, 2015 at 5:09 pm -

    You know I’ve been thinking (scary I know) but this whole season has been around Kim and her BS. We all complain that she has no storyline. I thing Bravo reads these blogs so they created one for her. It’s completely annoying and I for one am sick of it. Kim the drug addict. Kim the bitch. Kim and Brandi the BFFs. The whole season has been created to be about her. It’s a huge turn off but I think it’s been done on purpose.
    That’s my rant. I’m sick of her.

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:24 pm -

      I think you’re right. No reason to focus on this train wreck. I’d rather follow tune in to a Giggy cam for 12 weeks. 🙂

    • TartLemon February 25, 2015 at 6:12 pm -

      Plus, they had to bring in new cast members to obsess over Kim (thus Kyle) because LVP wouldn’t do it.

      • Brattus Rattus February 25, 2015 at 6:18 pm -

        Lisa learned her lesson with all those bitches! Lisa is a smart woman.

  20. TartLemon February 25, 2015 at 5:47 pm -

    I CANNOT stand Kyle. The way she always tries to get everyone else involved and treat her like the victim in any situation. If they don’t, Kyle deflects and projects until she believes herself PROVEN to be the victim.

    Really liking LisaR, but her “It’s a disease” comment “Harry broke the cycle” when he decided to quit only proves my point that it’s not a disease at all but a CHOICE. You cannot decide to QUIT A DISEASE! Every drink/drug consumed is a CHOICE!

    Kim gave me a pretty good chuckle when telling LisaR she didn’t take any drugs that were not prescribed. For who Kim? How many Drs names are on those prescriptions? Give it up, Kim, you’re not sober/clean. Too many old (or current) drunk pill poppers out here to continue this charade. Bravo needs to stop enabling you.

    Kim, Kyle, Brandi and Yolanda need to GO!

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 5:55 pm -

      oh yes. and if anyone’s going to vape on the show, bring back camille’s psychic friend to do it.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 9:45 am -

      ITA 100%

  21. Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 6:05 pm -

    Let’s run the numbers on how many years Kyle has been taking care of Kim. Born 1969 in Hollywood because Kim was already being the family breadwinner there, Kyle was 14 when Kim got married the first time. Then Kyle gets married in 88, making her 19 years old because she was pregnant. She gets rid of him in 92 and marries Mauricio in 96.

    So, I guess there was a whole 4 years there were Kyle could have been taking care of Kim. Doubtful. Especially since Kim had her first marriage money and whatever her leech of a family didn’t take from all her childhood earnings. Oh, yeah. Did I forget to mention while Kyle was doing nothing, Kim was still working —

    • Wendy Owen February 25, 2015 at 6:08 pm -

      Kyle tweeted, “@Connielzn my daughter his step (though he doesn’t like to call her that :-). Together since she is 5 years old.” With an excess of caring parents, it’s no wonder Farrah’s so well-adjusted.

      So, Kyle’s been with Mauricio since Farrah was 5? Poor thing. How did she find the time with taking care of Kim?

  22. TartLemon February 25, 2015 at 6:43 pm -

    Pretty lowlife of Kyle to say what she said about Harry’s past considering the victim act she pulled all last season about Mauricio stepping out. LisaR will figure out what kind of person Kyle is.

    • Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 5:51 am -

      I didn’t see anything wrong with Kyle’s comment to Lisa R ……Lisa R didn’t appear offended she openly said he had stopped drinking

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals February 26, 2015 at 9:46 am -

      That was typical Kyle–just NASTY and uncalled for. Kyle is a vicious piece of work just like her demented sister.

    • MorningYawn February 27, 2015 at 7:50 pm -

      Harry released a memoir that included his sobriety. It’s known info that he put out there.

  23. Carole B. February 25, 2015 at 7:27 pm -

    Great recap! Finally getting around to watching the episode now.

  24. Susan Thorne Zavagli February 26, 2015 at 6:24 am -

    Kim needs a new Hash Tag

  25. equinox2009 February 26, 2015 at 2:52 pm -

    GET RID OF KIM, she’s a downer, angry AND NOT SOBER! Every show is about Kim and her angry at everyone except Brandi attitude and I for one am sick to death of her. I want her gone!