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#VanderpumpRules Recap: “For Better or Worse” [Episode 15]

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Last week on”Vanderpump Rules,” a whole lot went down! Just to recap, Kristen was fired, due to telling her manager to pretty much f*ck off, Jax “accidentally” let Kristen read incriminating text, burning Tom Schwartz. After Schwartz  admits, he made out with two chicks in Vegas, Katie forgave him (as expected).

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So amidst all the other drama, Scheana, is all rainbows and puppies for the wedding. We open with the bride-to-be, wheeling and dealing with the grand Marshall herself, Lisa Vanderpump. Nice to have friends in high places. Scheana expresses her concerns about Kristen to Lisa, almost anticipating a problem. Well honestly, Kristen already got her a wedding gift, so she is in a spot.

After the boys get properly groomed, we land at the rehearsal dinner with their family and friends at SUR. Scheana is glowing, and her dad shows his gratitude to Lisa and Ken. James makes an uncomfortable appearance at SUR, without Kristen, due to her being 86’ed from SUR. Ouch! It gets interesting when James actually asked Tom Sandoval to have a smoke outside. Then Tom shows texts from Kristen, as James sits in disbelief. I thought Tom had every right to talk man-to-man to resolve the issue. Kristen is still obsessed with Tom and his allegedly “bite-size” sausage. Now, of course, James tells Kristen what he heard Tom say about her sending text and mojii’s. James says, “It just stirs me up.”

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At the bridal party sleepover, Katie and Scheana, are finally on the same page! Scheana explains, “Were finally back in a really good place right now and all it really took was for her to pull her head out of Stassi’s ass, and you know what, it smells a lot better out here now.” Then she reveals her wedding planner was recruited from Instgram for a whopping $3,000. A bride has to do, what a bride has to do!

The big day arrives, Kristen, Ariana and Scheana get glamorous. Oh, I mean Kristen does the bride a prop, and feels she is getting her hair and makeup done like the bridesmaids. No shocker there. Tom Sandoval gives Shay and amazing gift of his customized tuxedo jacket with his name embroidered at the nape of his neck. This viewer gave Tom props on that gift! Before Scheana puts on her custom crop top wedding gown, the bridesmaids gather to take a group photo among the stunning scenery. Scheana’s aunt made her Britney Spears inspired “drop it, like it’s hot” gown. Classy!

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As wedding guests and Giggy wait, Scheana starts to panic as the show isn’t exactly on schedule. Shay arrives to applause and smiles everywhere. The groomsmen file out, and then Tom and Ariana walk down the isle, with beams from Kristen’s eyes. It goes to hell for a minute when, the singer was cue’d to early but Scheana isn’t having it, and makes the singer sing it again, as planned.

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After a sweet ceremony,  Mrs. & Ms. Michael Shay are announced. Sheana becomes a wife. I gave her props for hustling a million dollar wedding on a waitress budget. Don’t miss next weeks episode of ,”Vanderpump Rules,” when Scheana’s wedding gets dramatic. That’s putting it mildly.

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