Saturday Funnies: Life After Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Most case members have been out and about scrambling for new shows to be a part of!

 

Melissa has landed a ‘friend of a housewife’ job with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump

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Actually, she’s Giggy’s assistant

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Joe Gorga has left the Housewives franchise and gone down​ to Florida to be THE cabana boy at Shady Pines!​

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Nicole and Terrresa were able to get on another Housewives’ show. Thing is, they have to split the paycheck between them

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Dina has some sort of ‘One With The Pizza’ commentary show about pizza on YouTube

Dina n pizza

 

Jax went over to Real Housewives of New York with her own alcoholic beverage. But the producers used Chris to market the product
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Sales went thru the roof!

 

 ​Caroline now has one, if not THE of the largest Sex Phone franchises in New York AND New Jersey!
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Next Juicy went by way of Tre. He decided to market his own personal product
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That product got him nominated for Househusband of the Year-everybody loves bacon. Move over Jessica!

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Glad to see that there is life after The Real Housewives of New Jersey!
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