This story starts out with the meanest, grouchy Gtrench. She was
all about the money. Inside and out.
So with her aide, Juice, she devised a plan to get ALL the Christmas presents and keep them for herself!
Off Gtrench and Juice went to Joiseyville!
She went to all the houses in Joiseyville, taking their
Christmas presents and more!
Gtrench forgot that not only Santa was watching,
BUT The Feds were also!
At the last house, Gtrench met JaxieLou Who
JaxieLou Who wanted to help Gtrench and Gtrench
didn’t mind the help. It was FREE!
Gtrench sent JaxieLou Who off to bed.
The Gtrench slithered out of Joiseyville with
all the loot!
BUT Gtrench not only hit a snag, but a pole!
Gtrench was handed cuffed and booked!
And Juice found a better employer!
And don’t forget boys and girls, Santa isn’t the only one watching. Feds are too!
*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*
“Like” us on Facebook “Follow” us on Twitter and on Instagram
Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.