P R I S O N H A N D B O O K
Rule #1: Get along with the prison administration
Rule #2: Sharing is Caring
I give them some of my felonlicious pastas and saucez with my Eyetalian ingrediences!
Rule #3: Getting along with prisoners
Rule #4: Get a prison job
I can pretend to cook!
Or pretend to sow stuff!
Life after Prison:
Iza be a diffarant woman when Iz getz outs!
I willz bez a hard worker! Come sees me for my autographz! I might be wearing my new ankle jewelry!
Prison notz gonnas be soz bad!
The Feds stillz be watchin!
*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*
*Special thanks to regular poster Raine Woman for the inspiration behind today’s Saturday Funnies*