It wuz a surprize fur my parents, Juicy and Tre, when they read abouts mine cumin in da magazine
Buts theys wurs happy!
Wez wuz allz bery happy
I showed my newz sistas lotz of fun stuff
Mom andz me playz lots of games together befores shez goes ‘aways’
Myz parentz are getting lotz of monies for myz college edjamacation. So youses allz give them allz youses monies! Or if youses see me out on da streets just give it to mez.
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